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[ex_cashcow493]

☙AUDIO;

[ There's the distinct sound of cheap sheets grinding against each other, followed by a quiet moan. More ruffling of the sheets before a soft voice, perhaps made more feminine with the edge of sleepiness, calls out. ]

Hm? Did I fall asleep so easily?

Well, your stamina was understandably limited last night. [ Another's croibhristeoir speaks out, sounding just as close to the phone as the other. ]

My apologies, Lancer. I thought myself to be suitably fit for such strenuous activities, but..

It's fine. Even the best of us push ourselves a little too far now and then.

Ahhhhhhh.. Still, do you not find it in poor taste for me to succumb to sleep easily after? [ A tiny cough. ] Your care last night did my heart and body well, Lancer. You have my gratitude.

You don't sound well, Saber. I hope I didn't make anything worse.

Did I not just thank you? [ A reserved sigh follows her statement. ] I prefer the familiarity of a fellow knight above any other, Lancer. [ It sounds as though her voice is a bit more muffled as she continues. ] There is no other in this town who I would permit to lay their hands upon me.

I can't say I'm not honored you see things that way. Truthfully, I'm a little flattered you ended up looking for me in a situation like that.

You will be the first and only I come to for this, Lancer. You have my word as a knight.

[ There's the sound of a phone hitting the ground before it cuts the audio. ]

OOC: Both caliburns and croibhristeoir will be replying to every commenter in their own threads. YAY JOINT POSTS.

Comments

[audio]

[the-cold-steel.livejournal.com]

And you can think of no better way to spend your time.

[audio]

[ex_cashcow493]

I do battle and I work for my upkeep in this realm. What else would one do with their time?

[audio]

[the-cold-steel.livejournal.com]

That's for you to figure out, not me.

[audio]

[ex_cashcow493]

Then why would you bring it up originally if you had no intention of discussing it in detail?

[ In short: why are you wasting her time, bro. ]

[audio]

[the-cold-steel.livejournal.com]

[Because he's a dick.]

So I need to go into detail whenever I make an observation now?

[audio]

[ex_cashcow493]

[ Oh, in that case. ]

It would be useful and thus, a good use of my time.

[audio]

[the-cold-steel.livejournal.com]

Hmph.

[That's all the response that Saber will get for now.]

[audio]

[ex_cashcow493]

Will that be all then?

[audio]

[the-cold-steel.livejournal.com]

I have nothing else to say, so yes.

[audio]

[ex_cashcow493]

Good day then.

[ And then she hung up on your rude ass. ]