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Servant Archer ([personal profile] thousandblades) wrote in [community profile] tvk2012-03-05 12:57 am

Saber and Archer ❖ Video

[ The feed shows a smug Archer, and in the background a bandaged Saber can be seen. ]

You know, I think I know quite a bit about swords. I've fought with them for my whole life. I've studied them time and time again. I've seen beautiful works of steel, but for some reason I think this Saber of flesh and blood is more beautiful than all of them. What do you all think?

Ungh... [ As though on cue, a voice familiar to those on the network gives out a pained groan. ] What happened?

[ Archer chuckles, setting the device to the side. He doesn't seem to have realized that he has failed to turn it off. ]

Oh? You're finally coming to your senses? You should have known better going out with those injuries.

Injuries? [ Suddenly the King of Knights sounds a lot more indignant. ] How did you discover them?

You are covered in bandages. [ He scoffs. ] It would not take a genius to find them.

A genius or a man who knows not how to keep his hands to himself? [ Quite the accusing tone she takes, but it matters little when she reaches over for the phone he's placed down. ] Or in this situation, a man who lacks the skill to turn off a phone.

Hm? [ He glances at the phone. ] How annoying. I could have sworn i had turned it off.

Need I remind you of your own failures in other tasks? [ Suddenly there's one very groggy Saber staring down the lens of the phone. ] Everyone, this man is another Servant like the rest of us and no, he is not available for a battle tonight.

You would chastise me so quickly? [ He seems inquisitve. ] And even speak for me?

Both tasks completed with ease. [ With that, she gives a nod. ] I suppose the lot of you would enjoy speaking to the newcomer, no? Very well, let us hear it. Be brief, for I have many things to discuss with him.
kindofademon: (Bewildered~ Too afraid to ask you)

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[personal profile] kindofademon 2012-03-05 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
-oh, that's why she hasn't gutted you for being a dick yet?

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[personal profile] ex_cashcow493 2012-03-05 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I could have handled them well enough on my own!

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[personal profile] ex_cashcow493 2012-03-05 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Just going to shoot him The Look. ]
kindofademon: (Thinking~ Living tissue warm flesh)

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[personal profile] kindofademon 2012-03-05 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I did that too, but I didn't hit on her. ...I think. Did I hit on her? Saber, did I hit on you?

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[personal profile] ex_cashcow493 2012-03-05 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
You gave me a novelty toy meant for intimacy as a Christmas gift...

[ Does that count?? ]
kindofademon: (Suited~ Burn it to the ground)

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[personal profile] kindofademon 2012-03-05 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
That's not a novelty toy, that is a useful sex toy and I am really hoping you'll enjoy it one day.
kindofademon: (Relaxed~ Kick back)

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[personal profile] kindofademon 2012-03-05 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
A strap-on, why do you ask?

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[personal profile] ex_cashcow493 2012-03-05 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ... ]

Do not give me such a stare. [ He would enjoy it. ] Ryuunosuke knows of my true identity and thought it to be appropriate.

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[personal profile] ex_cashcow493 2012-03-05 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you think I do not know that?
kindofademon: (Pleading~ If I retreat)

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[personal profile] kindofademon 2012-03-05 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Please tell me you actually kept it.

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[personal profile] ex_cashcow493 2012-03-05 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Why!!! ]

I am not answering this question.

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[personal profile] ex_cashcow493 2012-03-05 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I refuse to answer a question that is damaging to my reputation!
kindofademon: (Gleeful~ No class no taste)

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[personal profile] kindofademon 2012-03-05 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
You totally kept it!

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[personal profile] ex_cashcow493 2012-03-05 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[ SHUT UP, RYUUNOSUKE!!! ]

Hmph.
kindofademon: (Hugging~ Where they always have belonged)

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[personal profile] kindofademon 2012-03-05 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
You're awesome. I knew you wouldn't throw away a heartfelt gift.

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[personal profile] ex_cashcow493 2012-03-05 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Archer-!!

[ Is that a pout? ]

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