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Servant Archer ([personal profile] thousandblades) wrote in [community profile] tvk2012-03-05 12:57 am

Saber and Archer ❖ Video

[ The feed shows a smug Archer, and in the background a bandaged Saber can be seen. ]

You know, I think I know quite a bit about swords. I've fought with them for my whole life. I've studied them time and time again. I've seen beautiful works of steel, but for some reason I think this Saber of flesh and blood is more beautiful than all of them. What do you all think?

Ungh... [ As though on cue, a voice familiar to those on the network gives out a pained groan. ] What happened?

[ Archer chuckles, setting the device to the side. He doesn't seem to have realized that he has failed to turn it off. ]

Oh? You're finally coming to your senses? You should have known better going out with those injuries.

Injuries? [ Suddenly the King of Knights sounds a lot more indignant. ] How did you discover them?

You are covered in bandages. [ He scoffs. ] It would not take a genius to find them.

A genius or a man who knows not how to keep his hands to himself? [ Quite the accusing tone she takes, but it matters little when she reaches over for the phone he's placed down. ] Or in this situation, a man who lacks the skill to turn off a phone.

Hm? [ He glances at the phone. ] How annoying. I could have sworn i had turned it off.

Need I remind you of your own failures in other tasks? [ Suddenly there's one very groggy Saber staring down the lens of the phone. ] Everyone, this man is another Servant like the rest of us and no, he is not available for a battle tonight.

You would chastise me so quickly? [ He seems inquisitve. ] And even speak for me?

Both tasks completed with ease. [ With that, she gives a nod. ] I suppose the lot of you would enjoy speaking to the newcomer, no? Very well, let us hear it. Be brief, for I have many things to discuss with him.
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[personal profile] king_of_heroes 2012-03-07 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
While it would be amusing to see you struggle to even stay on your feet, I'd rather not kick a dog while it's down, if you'll pardon the pun.

[ Seriously, girl. It's like you want to die horribly. GIL DOES NOT UNDERSTAND JUSTICE AND LOYALTY TOWARDS MONGRELS. ]

I don't see why you have to. There's plenty of other mongrels that could inform him just as easily.

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[personal profile] ex_cashcow493 2012-03-07 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ He's lucky she was raised proper, because there are many things she wishes to yell at him with, but instead he's given silence. He's trained his pup so well! ]

I must... for he is my charge. That is all there is to it, Gilgamesh.
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[personal profile] king_of_heroes 2012-03-07 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
Do what you must, Arturia.

[ He'll just be here. Alone. Playing vidyas.

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[personal profile] ex_cashcow493 2012-03-07 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ If he wants her so bad, he should just come here and claim her!! ]

I shall. Do try to keep yourself entertained in my absence.
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[personal profile] king_of_heroes 2012-03-07 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
[ Too much work!!! ]

I promise nothing.

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[personal profile] ex_cashcow493 2012-03-07 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Then he has not earned the right to complain about whichever man feeds her today. ]

You are above throwing a tantrum for my attention, Gilgamesh.
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[personal profile] king_of_heroes 2012-03-08 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ Ouch. Maybe he should think these things through a bit more in the future. ]

...On second thought, perhaps you should enjoy the rest of the night with your so called charge.

[ Yeah, this is probably the first time in history he's ever actually hung up on her. But can you really blame him? ]

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[personal profile] ex_cashcow493 2012-03-09 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

If she could stick her tongue out, she so would. Such is unfit for a king though. ]