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tvk2012-03-05 12:57 am
thousandblades) wrote in tvk2012-03-05 12:57 am
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Saber and Archer ❖ Video
[ The feed shows a smug Archer, and in the background a bandaged Saber can be seen. ]
You know, I think I know quite a bit about swords. I've fought with them for my whole life. I've studied them time and time again. I've seen beautiful works of steel, but for some reason I think this Saber of flesh and blood is more beautiful than all of them. What do you all think?
Ungh... [ As though on cue, a voice familiar to those on the network gives out a pained groan. ] What happened?
[ Archer chuckles, setting the device to the side. He doesn't seem to have realized that he has failed to turn it off. ]
Oh? You're finally coming to your senses? You should have known better going out with those injuries.
Injuries? [ Suddenly the King of Knights sounds a lot more indignant. ] How did you discover them?
You are covered in bandages. [ He scoffs. ] It would not take a genius to find them.
A genius or a man who knows not how to keep his hands to himself? [ Quite the accusing tone she takes, but it matters little when she reaches over for the phone he's placed down. ] Or in this situation, a man who lacks the skill to turn off a phone.
Hm? [ He glances at the phone. ] How annoying. I could have sworn i had turned it off.
Need I remind you of your own failures in other tasks? [ Suddenly there's one very groggy Saber staring down the lens of the phone. ] Everyone, this man is another Servant like the rest of us and no, he is not available for a battle tonight.
You would chastise me so quickly? [ He seems inquisitve. ] And even speak for me?
Both tasks completed with ease. [ With that, she gives a nod. ] I suppose the lot of you would enjoy speaking to the newcomer, no? Very well, let us hear it. Be brief, for I have many things to discuss with him.
You know, I think I know quite a bit about swords. I've fought with them for my whole life. I've studied them time and time again. I've seen beautiful works of steel, but for some reason I think this Saber of flesh and blood is more beautiful than all of them. What do you all think?
Ungh... [ As though on cue, a voice familiar to those on the network gives out a pained groan. ] What happened?
[ Archer chuckles, setting the device to the side. He doesn't seem to have realized that he has failed to turn it off. ]
Oh? You're finally coming to your senses? You should have known better going out with those injuries.
Injuries? [ Suddenly the King of Knights sounds a lot more indignant. ] How did you discover them?
You are covered in bandages. [ He scoffs. ] It would not take a genius to find them.
A genius or a man who knows not how to keep his hands to himself? [ Quite the accusing tone she takes, but it matters little when she reaches over for the phone he's placed down. ] Or in this situation, a man who lacks the skill to turn off a phone.
Hm? [ He glances at the phone. ] How annoying. I could have sworn i had turned it off.
Need I remind you of your own failures in other tasks? [ Suddenly there's one very groggy Saber staring down the lens of the phone. ] Everyone, this man is another Servant like the rest of us and no, he is not available for a battle tonight.
You would chastise me so quickly? [ He seems inquisitve. ] And even speak for me?
Both tasks completed with ease. [ With that, she gives a nod. ] I suppose the lot of you would enjoy speaking to the newcomer, no? Very well, let us hear it. Be brief, for I have many things to discuss with him.
[Video]
There's a reason he stopped talking to you geez!
But he's just going to laugh. ]
No, no you don't.
And as for you, I believe this is a case of what you mongrels call "the pot calling the kettle black".
[Video]
earringschopsticks, cause someone's going down. ]Why you--!! [ Huff! ]
[Video]
It is, Gilgamesh. In this case it applies to you. You've done nothing but demean Saber, a woman you claim to love.
[Video]