tvk | ❚ 002 (voice)

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saber (arthur pendragon)

❚ 002 (voice)

... what would you say is a pretty good way to pass the time? Sure there's the whole Dark Hour thing, but I can't really just sit at home doing nothing during the daytime. It doesn't really have to be anything important, but just knowing that I'm spending my time on something productive would be nice.

[No he's not sad that Ayaka left... okay well yeah no HE REALLY IS BUT ALL HE WANTED TO DO WAS TO BE ABLE TO KEEP HER SAFE OKAY??? LIFE IS HARD AN NO ONE UNDERSTANDS!!] I'd appreciate any help with this. Thank you.

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[Hey it's that guy who looks like that guy who stabbed Ayaka. That loser who can't stab a protagonist properly to save his life SOME THINGS NEVER CHANGE. HAIRCUTS DO. Anyway he apparently has nuggets of wisdom to share with you.]

Get a job, get a hobby, loaf around. You want something productive, you should ignore that last idea.

[Yes truly wise.]

[WOW BRO MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET THE FUCK OUT BEFORE HE UPS AND KILLS YOU.]

[Okay no this person is... very familiar looking just like with that other guy but!! 1) He looks older, 2) different voice slightly Prototype why did you get different seiyuus for popular characters...

So yeah he is totally calm, cool, and collected nothing weird here at all.]

Loafing around is all I've really done so far, so I think I'll have to pass on that.

[It is because clearly voices DRAMATICALLY change during a persons life-cycle is why. Rejoice, Arthur. In ten years you will be voiced by Joji Nakata.

only probably not really. Anyway if Lancer noticed something off in your expression, he doesn't pay it mind.]

I can't fault you for that. Though if you ever feel like loafing again, I've gotta say: the ocean's a pretty relaxing place to spend a day.

...Well, when it's warm out, anyway.

[Joji Nakata Saber I don't think my body would be prepared. Also he's from England man the coast means DAMP, MOIST DEPRESSING BEACHES!!]

The beach when it's not warm isn't that good of a place to relax at, yeah.

[Bro he's from ireland. that little place up and to the left of england. our beaches are just as dreary!]

It's warming up now, anyway.

What'd you do back home to spend the time?

[ALAS, THE LIFE OF ISLAND COASTAL NATIONS...]

Is it warm enough now, or should I wait wait a bit more...

What I'd do back home? Well... Ward off invaders, rule the country, and go on quests more or less.

It's getting there. A far cry from when I arrived, though. [Seriously that October weather was nice....

Oh. Wait. Wait what'd you say you did? Oh. oh he sees

And now, spoken in a dry, vaguely amused kind of tone. The kind of tone someone has when they take a guess at a pattern they've noticed to pop up.]

...Lemme guess, another King? We've got of Knights, of Heroes, and of Conquerors now... so, which would you be?

I'm guessing you've been here pretty long then?

Ah, well... You'd be right on that. [His smile takes a wry sort of look though. It's hard being the prototype!!] As for that part though, it's a bit harder to answer.

'bout four, maybe five months.

[That lazy, cheeky-ass grin proto!Lancer (probably) had? Well, some things don't change with age, time, or dimensional duplication.] We've got all the time in the world, unless you just don't want to explain.

Hmm, not too long I guess.

It's not that I don't really want to explain, just that it's... weird. [Given his luck so far, it would probably turn out that the King Arthur this guy knew was a girl.] Depending on who know, this might be hard to believe, but I'm the King of Knights. Or at least, I'm the King of Knights in a different world.

...So, you're Arturia, but born a man? [gee Arthur who's got the E-rank luck now.]

[Still Lancer, because he's heard of about three to five different versions of himself during his stay here. On the weirdness scale, this doesn't even register as a blip. So yeah, time to crack jokes about it.]

So, did you remove the stick from your ass at some point, or is that something that effected only your "sister"?

More or less. [It's hard being the prototype alright... it's hard and no one understands his pain!!

WELL THEN. It's definitely good to see that he's rolling along with it so easily, but at that he can't help but laugh.]

As far as I can tell, that was definitely something that was only with my "sister". Of course there were occasions where I had to be more formal than how I am right now, but acting like that all the time... [He sighs.] I don't know how she does it because I sure I can't.

[That's the thing about being Murderhound: you're always chill as he- actually was Prototype!Cu a chill bro? Ah, whatever.]

It's something unhealthy for a body, in my not-so-expert opinion. Guess she's managed to make it work for her, though.

[A laugh.] A second one, through and through, would drive me mad though.

[What is being a very un-arthurian-knightly knight and having King Aurthur(ia) rag on you.]

[WHY NOT he is a bro in every incarnation.]

Somehow. It looks like not even being different versions of the same person mean you're exactly alike.

Haha, well then! I'm glad I could at least spare you that sort of madness.

Makes me wonder how many other versions there are of the heroes on this island.

[A pause, and a grin.]

Big on the same hobbies as your sister, or are lions, eating, and overworking yourself not high on your "to-do" list?

If there are multiples of everyone, it might start getting a bit confusing.

Well, I do like lions, and I can't say I'd ever turn down a meal, but as for the last one... I don't have much of a reason to overwork myself. At least not here I guess.

[God can you imagine multiple murderhounds on the island the sheer weight of their combined bad luck would sink it.]

The more things change across realities, the more they stay the same, I guess.

[A beat.]

What's with the lion thing, anyway? I didn't think they were common in our part of the world at all.

[Not just the island they'd probably break all of reality with that much bad luck. Now watch as I wiki-fu a plausible answer that's still probably bullshit anyways.]

Well, I guess they aren't really, but they've always been a symbol of bravery and courage. [Just look at Richard the Lionhearted right... though for continuity's sake he probably came after King Arthur IDEFK.] A lion was also the faithful companion of one of my knights once.

[Bullshit-fu is a required secondary skill for all Nasuverse players. Lets us HONE OUR CRAFT.]

Makes enough sense to me. Though I'm almost disappointed you didn't have a story about wrestling one down.

[Wrong Saber, Lancer.]

[May the god of bullshit bless our skills as we attempt to perfect them...!]

Wrestling one down? As... interesting as that might sound, I don't think I've ever had a reason to do that.

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