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[ex_cashcow493]

☙VIDEO;

Hello everyone? Is this device working? I am uncertain as to the limits of it, but I suspect it works just as a mobile phone would in this modern time.

[ Hello Saber in a very elegant dress. She may or may not have been trying it on for the masquerade that's going to happen, but whatever the reason, she doesn't seem phased in the slightest for wearing it. ]

I am away from Prospero for a while on what is supposed to be a vacation, but I am afraid I cannot stop worrying about things. Is the book store doing well? Do I need to place another order while I am away? How about my apprentice? Oh! [ She looks rushed and there may be classical music being picked up in the background. ] Has Gilgamesh destroyed anything? Gilgamesh, you better answer my call. I have something of great importance to ask of you.

[ Great importance while she's dressed up like a lady. QUICK, take advantage of this while you can, bro. ]

Archer, Shirou, Lancer, V/V - please tell me if there are any complications in my absence. Diarmuid and I will rush back right awa--[ Her eyes widen as though she's been caught with her hand in the cookie jar. ] No, I am not calling to check up on them, I was simply inquiring about the state of the land in our--Yes, I know I was told to relax, but I cannot without knowing--Would you cease cutting me off before I can fin--Oh... Steak you say?

[ GOODBYE SUCKERS, SABER HAS SUCCESSFULLY BEEN SNARED AWAY WITH THE PROMISE OF FOOD. ]

Comments

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[doudemoe]

Have fun, Sensei.

[He'll not run into any trouble while you're gone, kay? :3]

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[ex_cashcow493]

Fun?

[ WHAT IS THIS WORD AND WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP SAYING SHE NEEDS TO HAVE SOME OF IT? ]

I am trying to relax, but I find myself concerned with everything. Have you been well?

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[doudemoe]

Yeah, I'm alright. They barely scratched me.

[As she can see, his left arm is bandaged.]

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[king_of_heroes]

Oh, come on. Surely you have more faith in me than that. I'm not going to blow up the entire island just because you're on a date with your lover boy.

[ HE'S OBVIOUSLY TEASING IN HIS TONE but it's still hilarious to see her get huffy and deny it okay. ]

But tell me, what's so important that you need to talk to me during the middle of your little vacation? Has it become unbearable to not see my face every day~?

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[ex_cashcow493]

He is not my lover boy! [ With a huff and all. ] He is my hand and my knight!

[ Wait, what was that last part? Red-faced, she'll shake her head as she hunches over the device. ]

Where are the cubs? Are they with you today? [ Yes, she sounds a bit hopeful. ] I... I miss them dearly.

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[king_of_heroes]

[ All she'll receive is a chuckle in return, although he was almost hoping she would have said yes. Oh well. He'll give a little whistle and in seconds, the video is filled with fur. ]

Ah, one moment.

[ After a small bit of struggling he'll manage to subdue them and point the camera at them. After realizing just who is on the screen they will totally gao and try to nuzzle it. ]

I should've known it was them you were truly concerned about. They are just fine. Although I was considering taking them to the park.

[macebronia]

I hope you are enjoying your little vacation, Saber! I should make plans to extend my conquest to past this island!

[ex_cashcow493]

Vacation? No, it is nothing of the sort. [ She'll visibly cringe as though ignoring someone in the background. ] Er, I suppose it is. This area is nice, but I am uncertain as to where we are. Travel far enough and I am sure you are bound to find it easily.

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[thousandblades]

[Archer chuckles.]

You look good.

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[ex_cashcow493]

A-Ah! [ Instant dere mode. Way to go. ] R-Really, you should keep such statements to yourself or at least speak them in privacy!

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[thousandblades]

The truth should be spoken openly should it not? [He shrugs his shoulders.] At any rate, I'd like you to wear that dress for me on the seventeenth of this month.

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[heavenscorpse]

I'll make sure Gilgamesh behaves, so you don't have to worry about that.

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[ex_cashcow493]

Alright, but if he shows the first sign of disobedience, you shall call for me.

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[heavenscorpse]

What am I allowed to tell him to do?

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[needsteaplz]

Don't worry. We can take care of Gilgamesh if he pulls off something stupid again. You go on have some good food and enjoy this trip of yours.

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[ex_cashcow493]

Yes, I will do my best. [ A small sigh. ] It feels strange not being there to stop him from acting out.

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[emptysword]

Honestly, Saber, you should just relax, you earned it after all.

[Look who is totally flustered by her dress.]

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[ex_cashcow493]

[ Well, she'll perk up at seeing Shirou like the lovesick lioness she is. ]

Shirou! I cannot relax knowing that I have left you behind and all. Perhaps next time, it should be the two of us who travel!

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[emptysword]

Don't worry about it Saber, sides, we can handle ourselves pretty well.

[And as he considers her second statement.]

You know, that is a good idea, but let's discuss it when you're actually back home.

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[athngabla]

Hi. Everything's fine here. Nothing's complicated. Go back to having fun already.

[Spoken all in the same breath, pretty much.]

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[ex_cashcow493]

What have you done?

[ That story he's trying to sell? She's not buying it. ]

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[athngabla]

[Nope. Not a moment's hesitation there.]

Wished you a pleasant vacation.

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[monohoshizao]

Do enjoy it to the fullest, Saber. It's rather rare of an occasion that one could take a breather outside of this realm.

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[ex_cashcow493]

Have you not tried it for yourself, Assassin?

[ After all, there's no rule saying they are bound to this place. ]

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[monohoshizao]

I have but the littlest intention of going outside of here. There's enough entertainment in this Prospero for me.

[There's things that he could beat the living daylights everday, there's his bro, there's the sushi truck, yadda yadda.]