♚ ｗｈｉｌｅ ｔｈｅ ｌｉｏｎ ｉｓ ａｗａｙ．．．

[ex_cashcow493]

☙VIDEO;

Hello everyone? Is this device working? I am uncertain as to the limits of it, but I suspect it works just as a mobile phone would in this modern time.

[ Hello Saber in a very elegant dress. She may or may not have been trying it on for the masquerade that's going to happen, but whatever the reason, she doesn't seem phased in the slightest for wearing it. ]

I am away from Prospero for a while on what is supposed to be a vacation, but I am afraid I cannot stop worrying about things. Is the book store doing well? Do I need to place another order while I am away? How about my apprentice? Oh! [ She looks rushed and there may be classical music being picked up in the background. ] Has Gilgamesh destroyed anything? Gilgamesh, you better answer my call. I have something of great importance to ask of you.

[ Great importance while she's dressed up like a lady. QUICK, take advantage of this while you can, bro. ]

Archer, Shirou, Lancer, V/V - please tell me if there are any complications in my absence. Diarmuid and I will rush back right awa--[ Her eyes widen as though she's been caught with her hand in the cookie jar. ] No, I am not calling to check up on them, I was simply inquiring about the state of the land in our--Yes, I know I was told to relax, but I cannot without knowing--Would you cease cutting me off before I can fin--Oh... Steak you say?

[ GOODBYE SUCKERS, SABER HAS SUCCESSFULLY BEEN SNARED AWAY WITH THE PROMISE OF FOOD. ]

Comments

[video]

[athngabla]

I might not be a knight like those you're accustomed to, Saber, but I'm a knight nonetheless.

[He almost mad, bro.]

Spend less time making ridiculous accusations and more time just enjoying yourself away from this fake island.

[video]

[ex_cashcow493]

[ Listen, if he didn't think sleeping with half of Ireland as well as drinking as much as he did was a crime, she has to question just where the line falls with lawful neutral. ]

Do you not fear for your brother's sake? [ All Irish Lancers are related somehow okay. ] With the pair of us alone and all.

[video]

[athngabla]

[The moral of his story is that the Irish know how to party, while the only Englishman who knows how to party is some crazy wizard.]

I've got faith enough in you and him both that I don't feel I should have to worry about a thing. Are you saying I should reconsider?

[video]

[ex_cashcow493]

[ No, he doesn't know how to party. He knows how to make girls into boys and turn little boys into fish. We're not going to get started on him. ]

Would you not worry? Faith is one thing, but when two knights walk out of a city together, one might begin to assume things.

[video]

[athngabla]

[...Merlin can trollparty then? idek.]

Let them assume. It's easy enough to set the record straight. Just focus on the present.

[video]

[ex_cashcow493]

Is it really that simple? [ But their reputations and all. ] It does not seem to make sense to neglect a problem until it occurs.

[video]

[athngabla]

You've used words to describe exactly what the situation is and isn't before, haven't you? If people didn't believe you before, what's going to change their minds now?

[video]

[ex_cashcow493]

I could encourage them with my blade.

[video]

[athngabla]

I thought you were the King of Knights, not the King of Tyranny.

[video]

[ex_cashcow493]

Should a knight not defend themselves with a blade?

[video]

[athngabla]

Against words?

Words don't mean a damn thing.

[Hypocritical because he thumped people talking smack about him SURE but he made sure they could fight back!

like... 99% of the time. 90% at the very least. totally.]