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HEY! YOU GUYS!

[The video is at an angle, the phone left on the windowsill. What it can see is a mostly empty room, and Liquid. Shirtless, shoeless, and sprawled in a chair that's barely balanced on it's back legs. Thud. Down it goes. Aaaand back up. Until it falls. Oh no! But what is this?

...fooled ya!

Liquid's hands shoot out, his drunken self balanced perfectly upside down on them. And then-

-he somersaults.

All the way over to the phone, to snatch it up and sit on the windowsill.]

You- you bunch of... people. [...yup. He's plastered.] I will have my revenge! ...not on you people. I guess. Unless you brought me here and you're all lying liars! That... lie. And some other stuff. Mostly lie.

I'm bored as hell.

Someone... look. Listen. Do you even know who the fuck I am?

No. No you don't. And I'm not surprised.

Stupid Patriots. Stupid government. Stupid- stupid-

-STUPID ST PATRICK'S DAY.

[DRAMATIC GESTURE(tm)!]

I am going... once I am able to. I am going to go back to the desert. I miss the desert. Damn the Patriots!

Might... might take me a while though. First I gotta go kill that guy. That bloody guy. The one with my face. The one that stole my destiny. Stole my purpose. I am gonna go kill that guy. An' then... then I'm going to get very drunk. And then I'm going to blow up the Patriots.

...not the team, although I might blow them up too. Or just get rid of the sport. Who the- who even needs all that useless shit?

You guys're pretty good with the Shadowy Shadows of Doom. Maybe you can tell me this.

If you can kick this much ass, why the hell haven't you managed to find out who the hell's behind this yet? Just blow up the Island, if all else fails.

Or... something.

...

[Staring off into space.]

The stars are reeeeeally pretty. Hey, alien kid! The one that did all the murder on the Shadowy things. Do you guys travel in, in flying saucers? And kidnap people?

Being kidnapped is... really boring.

I even tried to call them but the number didn't work. But... But but butt... heh. They are a bunch of asses. Maybe they changed the number just to spite me.

I can't even raise someone on CODEC. Then again, everyone's dead, so. Or maybe they're just not in range... I dunno.

THE POINT IS!

I need- I need- need-...

...

What did I need again?

OH RIGHT. You people are always getting on my case about the shirt thing. Well, go suck on a lemon.

If you keep complaining I'll lose the trousers too.

So shut your cake-holes.

And tell me what the hell I keep getting pinched for.

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[What the...

Don't laugh, April. Don't laugh.]

I've, ah, heard that if you don't wear green on St. Patrick's Day, people will pinch you. So that's probably why.

Well, it's stupid.

[His words are slurring and he looks rather annoyed.]

Besides, how do they know I'm not wearing green socks or underwear? They don't.

...unless they've got cameras in the toilets or the apartments. [SHIT-] CURSE THEM!

[Hi, going to going over the apartment with a fine toothcomb now. While holding the camera.]

...AHA! I found a camera! [He points at the phone in his hand, looking smug.]

[Quickly just covering her giggle with a cough.]

But you were already holding that camera.

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[Vriska has no need not to laugh]

Hahahahahahahaha! You're totally plastered! I thought humans would be better at holding their liquor than a six sweep troll.

[Hey, if he was drunk...] Can I come over? [And nick your shit?]

I don't... drink often.

Ok?

But sure. Sure. Just... make sure nobody follows you. They might be watching right now.

[He has no shit to nick.]

[So much laughter. So much]

Fiiiiiiiine. I'll be careful, Mr. Dumb Name.

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*Is Popcorn.gif something you can radiate? Because Albedo's doing his best.*

I may have contemplated simply destroying this pathetic spit of land while particularly irritated with it, but seeing as this world extends far beyond Prospero, I doubt that would accomplish much beyond killing those we might be able to extract information from.

Destroy more then! Destroy it all! Just blow the whole damn world up! Stupid idiot civilians with idiot lives and idiot lies and- and- and- and their pop music and their video games and their junk food. Lazy idiots who don't even know how to fight and yet still think they're superior to us all.

Considering this world has yet to develop interplanetary travel, I think I and those of importance to me would find ourselves with a few problems if I went and did that.

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Lightweight.

Yeah? Well you're short.

Sure am. And I still hold my liquor.

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...maybe you shouldn't post drunk.

I'm fine, Miss- Foreigner. With the name.

Lucia! L-U-C-I-A. Lu-chi-a. Geez, it's not that hard!

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[ > just blow up the island, if all else fails ]

[No. I'm kidding. He's not that far gone. Yet.]

[Someone seems to be just listening to your rant, Liquid, having taken out a smoke to go with it.]

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[~~Jin Kisaragi you're loud as fuck~~.

Have a laughter coming from his side, Liquid. Also voice because trolling.]

What's so funny?! Fox, is that you?

[Yyyyeaah pranking. Cue text moodo.]

Yes. Why?

Text - I am so sorry

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[This would be one of the perfect times for a mind-eraser, right?]

You're not wearing green.

Oh.

...

Well that's stupid.

[She just headtilts at this video.]

You were getting pinched because it was St. Patrick's Day and you weren't wearing green. And for the love of all things holy please don't lose your pants.

Also, I think you might need to lay off on the drinks for a bit.

Yeah well- you're as silly as- as- hamsters.

[Best comeback, amirite?]

...no wait. Hamsters can kill people. So no.

...can you wait while I come up with another comeback?

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