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tvk2012-03-18 07:01 pm
shirtphobia) wrote in tvk2012-03-18 07:01 pm
[Video] Backdated to Yesterday
HEY! YOU GUYS!
[The video is at an angle, the phone left on the windowsill. What it can see is a mostly empty room, and Liquid. Shirtless, shoeless, and sprawled in a chair that's barely balanced on it's back legs. Thud. Down it goes. Aaaand back up. Until it falls. Oh no! But what is this?
...fooled ya!
Liquid's hands shoot out, his drunken self balanced perfectly upside down on them. And then-
-he somersaults.
All the way over to the phone, to snatch it up and sit on the windowsill.]
You- you bunch of... people. [...yup. He's plastered.] I will have my revenge! ...not on you people. I guess. Unless you brought me here and you're all lying liars! That... lie. And some other stuff. Mostly lie.
I'm bored as hell.
Someone... look. Listen. Do you even know who the fuck I am?
No. No you don't. And I'm not surprised.
Stupid Patriots. Stupid government. Stupid- stupid-
-STUPID ST PATRICK'S DAY.
[DRAMATIC GESTURE(tm)!]
I am going... once I am able to. I am going to go back to the desert. I miss the desert. Damn the Patriots!
Might... might take me a while though. First I gotta go kill that guy. That bloody guy. The one with my face. The one that stole my destiny. Stole my purpose. I am gonna go kill that guy. An' then... then I'm going to get very drunk. And then I'm going to blow up the Patriots.
...not the team, although I might blow them up too. Or just get rid of the sport. Who the- who even needs all that useless shit?
You guys're pretty good with the Shadowy Shadows of Doom. Maybe you can tell me this.
If you can kick this much ass, why the hell haven't you managed to find out who the hell's behind this yet? Just blow up the Island, if all else fails.
Or... something.
...
[Staring off into space.]
The stars are reeeeeally pretty. Hey, alien kid! The one that did all the murder on the Shadowy things. Do you guys travel in, in flying saucers? And kidnap people?
Being kidnapped is... really boring.
I even tried to call them but the number didn't work. But... But but butt... heh. They are a bunch of asses. Maybe they changed the number just to spite me.
I can't even raise someone on CODEC. Then again, everyone's dead, so. Or maybe they're just not in range... I dunno.
THE POINT IS!
I need- I need- need-...
...
What did I need again?
OH RIGHT. You people are always getting on my case about the shirt thing. Well, go suck on a lemon.
If you keep complaining I'll lose the trousers too.
So shut your cake-holes.
And tell me what the hell I keep getting pinched for.
[The video is at an angle, the phone left on the windowsill. What it can see is a mostly empty room, and Liquid. Shirtless, shoeless, and sprawled in a chair that's barely balanced on it's back legs. Thud. Down it goes. Aaaand back up. Until it falls. Oh no! But what is this?
...fooled ya!
Liquid's hands shoot out, his drunken self balanced perfectly upside down on them. And then-
-he somersaults.
All the way over to the phone, to snatch it up and sit on the windowsill.]
You- you bunch of... people. [...yup. He's plastered.] I will have my revenge! ...not on you people. I guess. Unless you brought me here and you're all lying liars! That... lie. And some other stuff. Mostly lie.
I'm bored as hell.
Someone... look. Listen. Do you even know who the fuck I am?
No. No you don't. And I'm not surprised.
Stupid Patriots. Stupid government. Stupid- stupid-
-STUPID ST PATRICK'S DAY.
[DRAMATIC GESTURE(tm)!]
I am going... once I am able to. I am going to go back to the desert. I miss the desert. Damn the Patriots!
Might... might take me a while though. First I gotta go kill that guy. That bloody guy. The one with my face. The one that stole my destiny. Stole my purpose. I am gonna go kill that guy. An' then... then I'm going to get very drunk. And then I'm going to blow up the Patriots.
...not the team, although I might blow them up too. Or just get rid of the sport. Who the- who even needs all that useless shit?
You guys're pretty good with the Shadowy Shadows of Doom. Maybe you can tell me this.
If you can kick this much ass, why the hell haven't you managed to find out who the hell's behind this yet? Just blow up the Island, if all else fails.
Or... something.
...
[Staring off into space.]
The stars are reeeeeally pretty. Hey, alien kid! The one that did all the murder on the Shadowy things. Do you guys travel in, in flying saucers? And kidnap people?
Being kidnapped is... really boring.
I even tried to call them but the number didn't work. But... But but butt... heh. They are a bunch of asses. Maybe they changed the number just to spite me.
I can't even raise someone on CODEC. Then again, everyone's dead, so. Or maybe they're just not in range... I dunno.
THE POINT IS!
I need- I need- need-...
...
What did I need again?
OH RIGHT. You people are always getting on my case about the shirt thing. Well, go suck on a lemon.
If you keep complaining I'll lose the trousers too.
So shut your cake-holes.
And tell me what the hell I keep getting pinched for.
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