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kayneth archibald el-melloi

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[Well, now there's some angry rich douchebag on the network who appears to be standing in front of the hotel. Sure, he doesn't really look angry, but it's the kind of look where someone's really obviously trying not to look angry. It's almost possible to feel rage emanating from the screen.]

This is Kayneth Archibald El-Melloi speaking. It appears as though there's been some sort of mistake here-I have no memory of coming to America, nor did I have any plans to come to America. To be transported from Japan to America without knowing isn't exactly natural.

Does anyone know what happened here, or am I going to have to figure things out for myself?

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Death isn't permanent? How does that work?

[ARE WE ALL VAMPIRES NOW OR SOMETHING]

It's something I've been trying not to dwell too much upon-otherwise I'd just get distracted.

Well, it never was for me.

As I understand, if you die here, you're resurrected within the course of a week.

Like I said, much too slow. If I had my powers, I could have killed you and brought you back at least four times during the course of this conversation.

[Said a little too matter-of-factly.]

Ah, but you're right. Best not to dwell.

What-legitimately? Not as some kind of variety of the undead?

[HOLY SHIT...]

[Excuse this uproarious laughter.]

Of course legitimately! In both cases.

This place took the trouble to kidnap you. Do you think they would let you die so easily?

And in my case, well, The Golden Witch doesn't do shoddy work.

But that's...

[...not technically impossible but you'd need ridiculous, ridiculous magic to do it. Like. Legit magic, not just magecraft, and as far as he knows it's never been accomplished.

...so, uh,

....COOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!]

...unprecidented!

It is a little extraordinary, isn't it?

However, for a witch of the endless category, it's simple enough.
One should have the ability to fix what they have broken. That's all.
And I was never very gentle with my playthings.

That's why I thought perhaps it was a witch who kidnapped us.
But it would take a great effort to take others from different times and lands. And I don't know of any witch that would be so enigmatic about it.

[uh

what]

...I'll admit that not much of that makes sense to me-though, given that magic seems to work differently here, I can only assume that your variety of magic is different from the kind I'm used to.

Regardless, whoever we're dealing with here is probably on a completely different level from what we're used to.

[It's okay. Just smile and nod, Kayneth.]

That really must be the case.

Killing someone and then reviving them in such a fashion, is the job of an endless witch. You can understand that much, right?

I can hardly fathom a more powerful witch than myself when it comes to that, so the person who runs this must be something completely different.

Still with me~?

[he is obligated to be interested in the mechanics of this okay]

...Yes, of course. I believe it would have to be something like that, given that the way magic functions here seems to be completely different from what you're describing and what I'm familiar with.

A pity.
I've yet to find anyone who is familiar with a magic like this. I had hoped you'd know something, being a magic user and all.

So, what kind of a sorcerer are you, anyway?

As I said before, it appears as though magic functions differently in some parallel worlds than others. It's really quite fascinating...

[on one hand, shouldn't zelretch have said something about this...? on the other hand, he's a fucking troll.]

Which brings me back to that-as much as I'd love to reach that level, I'm not exactly a sorcerer. I am, however, extremely skilled in summoning and the manipulation of flowing matter.

[...IT'S COOLER THAN IT SOUNDS, HE SWEARS...]

Oh, a novice, then?

[At least she's not trying to be insulting this time.]

I understand.~

At least you were firm on the basics before getting ahead of yourself. That's admirable.

How many servants were you able to summon at once before you came here~?

[...regardless of her intent, it pretty obviously strikes a nerve...]

By no means am I any sort of novice-it's simply that sorcerers are on a completely different level from even masters of the craft such as myself. As for your question... I am an esteemed lecturer on the subject and, under normal circumstances, I can summon a veritable multitude of spirits.

[Oh, Kayneth, u mad?]

An esteemed lecturer? Well, it is said that those that cannot do, teach, am I correct?

I'm sure you're proficient enough. The level of sorcerer is not easy to obtain. Perhaps you just haven't suffered enough for your craft.

I am curious about how sorcery works in your land, though. How many demons have you been able to summon~?

[HE IS NOT MAD, OKAY

JUST

IGNORE ANY HINTS THAT HE MIGHT BE MAD, THEY'RE JUST YOUR IMAGINATION]

Perhaps that is true in regard to fields that only commoners are interested in, but when it comes to magecraft, you can only be considered worth the position if you can do with great skill. I wouldn't have my position if I wasn't capable of summoning a wide array of demons.

[He is the maddest of the mad. ♥]

Commoners~? You sound so advanced for someone who has not yet reached the level of sorcerer.~

I suppose it's good that people like you exist. Not everyone can be the best. Someone has to stay behind to teach the next generation. I commend you, really.~

Of course, with all that summoning ability, you must have an impressive amount of furniture. At last, we have something in common.~

[NOT MAD AT ALL, IGNORE THE FACT THAT HIS BLOOD PRESSURE HAS VERY OBVIOUSLY GONE UP IF THOSE VEINS IN HIS TEMPLE ARE ANYTHING TO GO BY]

By that I mean people who have no magical blood whatsoever-but it seems fairly obvious to me that this isn't going anywhere. There isn't much of a point in me outlining the extent of my abilities if I can't demonstrate them, as much as I would love to.

[KAYNETH YOU'D FUCKING DIE.....]

[If his head explodes, she's claiming his stuff. ♥]

You don't have to be born with inherent magic to become powerful. Commoners are those who desire power and do nothing to obtain it.

Ah, but you have a point. It's useless to try to explain how infinite my magic is without having proof to back up such a boast.

I can see how someone like you would be frustrated. It's not like you have much else to make you stand out, do you~?

[...well he's got a reasonable amount of cash on him so yeah

that works]

Are you seriously suggesting that someone with no bloodline to speak of could become that powerful? Preposterous.

...furthermore, that is most certainly not the case.

[That could buy a lot of macarons. Oh, the temptation.]

Oh? Is it that shocking?
I have no regal bloodline and I became the most powerful witch in existence. I could do things you can only teach others about.

Everything you claim to know is nonsense. How does that make you feel~?

Clearly, it is only nonsense in your world. I have no idea how the nature of magic can vary so differently between our worlds, but it clearly does.

Perhaps that is the way magic works only as you understand it. Certainly there is a lot you aren't aware of.
Why, if you were as adept as you say you are, you'd be labeled a sorcerer, would you not~?

There's really no need for you to be so defensive over your own inadequacies. It's not like I judge you for them.~

[you know what? you know what. he is totally not responding to this. fuck this he is just turning off the feed.

bluh bluh etc.]

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