[VIDEO]

[enjoymyatelier]

[Well, now there's some angry rich douchebag on the network who appears to be standing in front of the hotel. Sure, he doesn't really look angry, but it's the kind of look where someone's really obviously trying not to look angry. It's almost possible to feel rage emanating from the screen.]

This is Kayneth Archibald El-Melloi speaking. It appears as though there's been some sort of mistake here-I have no memory of coming to America, nor did I have any plans to come to America. To be transported from Japan to America without knowing isn't exactly natural.

Does anyone know what happened here, or am I going to have to figure things out for myself?

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[video]

[toomanypetals]

You could try working with the rest of us to figure it out. None of us came here by choice.

[He is not impressed by your rich rage.]

[video]

[enjoymyatelier]

[oh goddamnit his head's getting even worse]

Is that so? Then you should know exactly what I want filled in on, given that you were in this same situation.

[Video]

[unknownrival]

[When the video clicks on, an even colder rage emanates from the teenager in the school uniform.]

You have one chance. Perhaps I misheard you or perhaps you misspoke. If you would like to avoid my wrath you must deny being that cursed name you said, Kayneth Archibald El-Melloi.

[Video]

[enjoymyatelier]

[...what... is this...

other than kind of hilarious because really now]

If you've heard of me, then you should know that I'm not about to deny my name due to the threats of some schoolboy.

[if it were not for the sheer amount of condescending disdain on 'schoolboy,' this really wouldn't be saying much given that he'd basically say the same thing to anyone, except it would be less "ha ha, you lowlife who will never amount to anything" and more "FIGHT ME."]

not here

[stagecontroller]

[ HE'S SELLING THE TICKETS TO A NEW SHOW CALLED "WATCH HOW HALF OF TVK PUNCHES KAYNETH IN THE FACE!" DON'T MISS THIS CHANCE GUYS!!

He also has popcorn. ]

not here

[ex_cashcow493]

[ Honestly, this is the best presentation she's ever seen. Props for the good show. ]

not here either

[princesszero]

[Golf clap.]

[video]

[athngabla]

[And, in contrast to the angry aristocrat, a dude most chill responds.]

[Sure, he's planning on knocking a tooth or two of Kayneth's loose later, but that's no reason to be rude now. Actually, he almost seems amused.]

Yeah, yeah, welcome to the club. You're not the first person to ask those questions, and with the way things are going you sure as hell won't be the last.

[video]

[enjoymyatelier]

I've already gotten that impression. Are there any theories as to who-or what-is responsible?

[action]

[croibhristeoir]

Wh--

[No. Nonononono. Not him. Sola, Fionn, he'd even take the half of the Fianna that hated him, but not Kayneth.]

[His blood ran ice cold the second he overheard his former Master, and for a moment Diarmuid did nothing but stare in utter shock.]

...you can't be here. You can't be here.

[Enjoy the sight of your Servant in civilian clothes and glasses looking like he just saw a goddamn ghost.]

[action]

[enjoymyatelier]

[wow these phone things are a pain to



use... okay what the hell]

Well I am, Lancer, and I don't know what your-

[...wait, he'll look up from that... thing and what the hell where are your hookerboots did you go off on a fucking shopping trip instead of fighting Saber]

-when did you even...

[yeah he'll just... trail off there...]

[assaultedramen]

No one knows how we got here Kenny. At least you woke up near the hotel.

[enjoymyatelier]

[







yep. there is a migraine on the horizon.]

Kayneth.

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[ex_cashcow493]

Please leave this place.

[ Even if he didn't choose to awaken in Prospero, the entire world is there for him to explore. ]

You are not bound to remain in this city, so heed these words Kayneth. You are not welcomed. Take your leave while you are still capable of doing so.

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[enjoymyatelier]

[oh. that's... not.... good..... how do Servants function here, exactly? Has Einzbern claimed the entire island as turf? That seems like the simplest explanation, so... Not cool, Einzbern. Not cool at all.

Well, even if she's lacking special abilities she's still King Arthur, so for now, it's best to proceed with caution-]

...I have no intention of causing any trouble for you-or your Master, assuming that she is present. As far as I can tell, the Holy Grail War does not extend to this island, so I have no reason to do so.

[...well okay he's got a chip on his shoulder over the whole thing but he can't have an HONORABLE MAGE DUEL like this.]

[Video]

[truthsnomiracle]

[That glare showing through the feed is such that many might wonder if the phone was growing colder in their hand.]

Know this, sir. While to my dismay I cannot prosecute you for crimes not committed in this world, should you in any way abuse, assault, or murder Diarmuid or anyone else here, you will suffer to the full extent possible under the law -- and should the circumstances grossly minimize that extent, those who would make up the difference shall go conveniently ignored.

[Video]

[enjoymyatelier]

[...the fuck even is this? how the fuck does he know Lancer.]

There are quite a few things I could ask you about that statement, so I'll keep it short-what on earth are you even talking about?

[scorpiospider]

Blah blah. You figure it out, let us know, okay? Some of us came from a totally different world completely.

[enjoymyatelier]

[...he would blow this off but-]

A different world? Do you mean some sort of alternate universe?

video

[wweh]

[Kayneth, meet your troll counterpart]
Quit yer fuckin' glubbin' over all a' this its not like any a' us had a fuckin' choice in the matter.

An' if I knew why would I even be fuckin' tellin' you instead a' abscondin' at the first fuckin' chance i got.

video

[enjoymyatelier]

[it's like staring into a mirror... maybe if Kayneth had some level of self-awareness this would be eye opening, but NOPE]

If I had been aware of the fact that I wasn't the only one in this situation, I would have taken that into consideration. As it was, I had no idea what to make of the situation.

[granted, after some deliberation he has ideas, but like hell if he's going to let people who may or may not know about magic in on it.]

[video]

[needsteaplz]

[Normally Saori's okay with most people but there's just something about this guy she's not liking.]

None of us do, sir. Most of us have been stuck here for months and we have no solution of getting back to our original worlds. All we do know is that this America, specifically this island called Prospero, has brought people from different worlds.

[video]

[enjoymyatelier]

...we're trapped on an island called-

[oh are you fucking kidding him

that's just tacky, give him a few seconds while he resists the urge to facepalm]

...I suppose that increases the chances of whatever's behind this having some sort of consciousness, then, because I can't imagine natural forces just aligning to create a situation with so many coincidental similarities to The Tempest.

[video]

[doudemoe]

You were kidnapped.

[video]

[enjoymyatelier]

I had gathered that, yes.

[Video]

[crownedexorcist]

[Hello, Kayneth, have a helpful person. compared to the hostilities you're getting]

No one truly knows anything, yet. All of us got kidnapped and brought here like you.

[Not here]

[toomanypetals]

[Beansprout, be proud, he's being nice and helpful for once! ...Sort of...]

[ video ]

[rocker]

[ all the hostility up in here.. time for someone diplomatic to step in, clearly!! ]

I am afraid nobody knows the full story, but most of us have a general idea. The name of this city is Prospero.

[ video ]

[enjoymyatelier]

Is there some sort of compilation of all the information that's been gathered so far?

[Video]

[lunch_ticket_millionaire]

Don't worry about it, it happens all the time!

[Video]

[enjoymyatelier]

That's not reassuring.

[video]

[king_of_heroes]

My, my. This proves to be a rather interesting turn of events.

[video]

[enjoymyatelier]

[oh.

oh, uh. it's that douche. who even is this douchebag.]

...what do you mean?

[video]

[lordsexybritches]

[The voice is familiar, but holds no terror. It's been a long time since Waver was frightened of Lord El-Melloi.]

I had wondered if you would ever arrive, Kayneth.

[He was fairly certain that the other magus wouldn't recognize him on sight-- his appearance had changed quite significantly since he was nineteen because Gilgamesh is best at making a man out of you.]

[video]

[enjoymyatelier]

[...who's this douchebag? Yeah, getting down to business to defeat the Huns has done wonders for Waver.]

...well, enlighten me as to why you were doing so, because I have absolutely no clue who you are.

[is it someone else who's going to drop a load of overdramatic threats on him on Diarmuid's behalf

he's had quite enough of that today thanks]

[Video]

[golden_witch]

There's been no mistake, my friend.
For one reason or another, you've been stolen from your rightful place.
I'm sure you'll find your timeline is off a bit as well.

It happens to the best of us, I assure you.

[Video]

[enjoymyatelier]

So I've heard. I'd argue about there not being some sort of mistake here, but it's certainly not mine.

[Action]

[maguskiller]

[Deer.

In.

Headlights.]

[Action]

[enjoymyatelier]

[alright, so, how does he turn this thing...

...

you know..........

who's this douchebag.]

What are you staring at?