tvk | [VIDEO]

Entry tags:

kayneth archibald el-melloi

[VIDEO]

[Well, now there's some angry rich douchebag on the network who appears to be standing in front of the hotel. Sure, he doesn't really look angry, but it's the kind of look where someone's really obviously trying not to look angry. It's almost possible to feel rage emanating from the screen.]

This is Kayneth Archibald El-Melloi speaking. It appears as though there's been some sort of mistake here-I have no memory of coming to America, nor did I have any plans to come to America. To be transported from Japan to America without knowing isn't exactly natural.

Does anyone know what happened here, or am I going to have to figure things out for myself?

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[...what... is this...

other than kind of hilarious because really now]

If you've heard of me, then you should know that I'm not about to deny my name due to the threats of some schoolboy.

[if it were not for the sheer amount of condescending disdain on 'schoolboy,' this really wouldn't be saying much given that he'd basically say the same thing to anyone, except it would be less "ha ha, you lowlife who will never amount to anything" and more "FIGHT ME."]

Then I will be the ruin of the rest of your worthless existence. I gave you a chance, more than you deserve.

[what is this kid going on about...? He seems too young to be some sort of disgruntled student, although it's somewhat hard to tell.]

What are you even going on about? I don't even know who you are.

I won't forgive what you did to my brother Diarmuid!

[...what the hell?]

...that doesn't explain anything!

Hmmph. If you want to know my name, it's Issei Ryudo. If you need a reason to be angry with me besides the fact that I'm going to destroy you imminently, well, I spat in your fiancee Sola-Ui's face and called her a strumpet, will that help? It doesn't suit me to attack someone not angry with me at least a little.

-How dare you!

[you

what

COMPOSURE COMPOSURE COMPOSURE COMPOSURE]

You impudent brat... if that's your strategy, I have no idea how you survived this long.

How? I'm stronger than you. I'm smarter than you. And I am a hell of a lot angrier than you.

Don't bother finding me. I'll find you.

[Click.]

[He totally had a retaliation prepared, but man!

...well, unfortunately, Kayneth's a normal human now, so he'll have to keep an eye out. Little asshole clearly means business. Still, nothing he can't handle.

right]

[We'll see, because once Issei finds him, he's not going to even say anything before trying to punch Kayneth in the face. About as hard as he can.]

[...he's not quite dumb enough to stick around, but he shouldn't be far, at least...?]

[Issei has nothing to do all day besides search him out. He'll find him.

Searching... searching... asshole prick found. There is now a teenager approaching him at high speeds.]

[christ this has been the worst fucking day, maybe he can get something to e-

...oh fuckdamnit. there is literally no way to avoid this and save face. he'll pretend not to notice...]

[I'm just gonna say 'FALCON PUNCH' and save on description for this tag. Not that we were doing a lot of this.]

[who needs description when two words cover things so aptly

Kayneth has gotten an x2 bromance combo, by which I mean Issei basically just fucking knocked out a molar that Diarmuid loosened

GO. TEAM. YOU WIN A HIGHLY UNDIGNIFIED NOISE AND SOME INCOHERENT CURSES.]

You have no idea how good it felt to do that.

[Issei wishes he'd thought to bring a camera.]

[oh god

what do he is a squishy wizard]

Are you satisfied, then?

That depends, I was going to beat you up just enough that you're humiliated but not enough that you're permanently damaged. How fragile is your ego?

Do you really think I'm going to put up with these insults?

[PRETTY FUCKIN FRAGILE ACTUALLY]

Just what are you going to do?

[

UH...........................

GIVE HIM A FEW MINUTES...

or you could punch him while he accepts the true depths of his 'squishy wizard minus the wizard bit' status]

[That sounds like a great idea. Issei punches him in the face again.]

[well, he'll actually try to block that-it's going to hurt and it won't be proper form of any sort, but pain isn't really much of a big deal when the act of using magic tends to cause it.]

Oh darn, I can't beat up on you without you defending yourself forever.

Were you really expecting that to be the case?

[that is offensive as fuck good sir]

[VIDEO]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]

[Video]