[VIDEO]

[enjoymyatelier]

[Well, now there's some angry rich douchebag on the network who appears to be standing in front of the hotel. Sure, he doesn't really look angry, but it's the kind of look where someone's really obviously trying not to look angry. It's almost possible to feel rage emanating from the screen.]

This is Kayneth Archibald El-Melloi speaking. It appears as though there's been some sort of mistake here-I have no memory of coming to America, nor did I have any plans to come to America. To be transported from Japan to America without knowing isn't exactly natural.

Does anyone know what happened here, or am I going to have to figure things out for myself?

Comments

[video]

[toomanypetals]

You could try working with the rest of us to figure it out. None of us came here by choice.

[He is not impressed by your rich rage.]

[Video]

[unknownrival]

[When the video clicks on, an even colder rage emanates from the teenager in the school uniform.]

You have one chance. Perhaps I misheard you or perhaps you misspoke. If you would like to avoid my wrath you must deny being that cursed name you said, Kayneth Archibald El-Melloi.

not here

[stagecontroller]

[ HE'S SELLING THE TICKETS TO A NEW SHOW CALLED "WATCH HOW HALF OF TVK PUNCHES KAYNETH IN THE FACE!" DON'T MISS THIS CHANCE GUYS!!

He also has popcorn. ]

not here

[ex_cashcow493]

[ Honestly, this is the best presentation she's ever seen. Props for the good show. ]

not here

[stagecontroller]

[ He was born to please the audience. There might be as many repetitions as the people wants. ]

not here either

[princesszero]

[Golf clap.]

[stagecontroller]

[ *bows* thank you, thank you. ]

[video]

[enjoymyatelier]

[oh goddamnit his head's getting even worse]

Is that so? Then you should know exactly what I want filled in on, given that you were in this same situation.

[video]

[athngabla]

[And, in contrast to the angry aristocrat, a dude most chill responds.]

[Sure, he's planning on knocking a tooth or two of Kayneth's loose later, but that's no reason to be rude now. Actually, he almost seems amused.]

Yeah, yeah, welcome to the club. You're not the first person to ask those questions, and with the way things are going you sure as hell won't be the last.

[video]

[toomanypetals]

I know that there's more you need to know than you can really think to ask. Hotel room and board are free, and you should be very careful when going out at midnight.

[Pause.]

And if you had any special abilities before you woke up here, expect to see them gone.

[action]

[croibhristeoir]

Wh--

[No. Nonononono. Not him. Sola, Fionn, he'd even take the half of the Fianna that hated him, but not Kayneth.]

[His blood ran ice cold the second he overheard his former Master, and for a moment Diarmuid did nothing but stare in utter shock.]

...you can't be here. You can't be here.

[Enjoy the sight of your Servant in civilian clothes and glasses looking like he just saw a goddamn ghost.]

[assaultedramen]

No one knows how we got here Kenny. At least you woke up near the hotel.

video;

[ex_cashcow493]

Please leave this place.

[ Even if he didn't choose to awaken in Prospero, the entire world is there for him to explore. ]

You are not bound to remain in this city, so heed these words Kayneth. You are not welcomed. Take your leave while you are still capable of doing so.

[Video]

[truthsnomiracle]

[That glare showing through the feed is such that many might wonder if the phone was growing colder in their hand.]

Know this, sir. While to my dismay I cannot prosecute you for crimes not committed in this world, should you in any way abuse, assault, or murder Diarmuid or anyone else here, you will suffer to the full extent possible under the law -- and should the circumstances grossly minimize that extent, those who would make up the difference shall go conveniently ignored.

[scorpiospider]

Blah blah. You figure it out, let us know, okay? Some of us came from a totally different world completely.

[Video]

[enjoymyatelier]

[...what... is this...

other than kind of hilarious because really now]

If you've heard of me, then you should know that I'm not about to deny my name due to the threats of some schoolboy.

[if it were not for the sheer amount of condescending disdain on 'schoolboy,' this really wouldn't be saying much given that he'd basically say the same thing to anyone, except it would be less "ha ha, you lowlife who will never amount to anything" and more "FIGHT ME."]

[Video]

[unknownrival]

Then I will be the ruin of the rest of your worthless existence. I gave you a chance, more than you deserve.

[video]

[enjoymyatelier]

I've already gotten that impression. Are there any theories as to who-or what-is responsible?

video

[wweh]

[Kayneth, meet your troll counterpart]
Quit yer fuckin' glubbin' over all a' this its not like any a' us had a fuckin' choice in the matter.

An' if I knew why would I even be fuckin' tellin' you instead a' abscondin' at the first fuckin' chance i got.

[video]

[needsteaplz]

[Normally Saori's okay with most people but there's just something about this guy she's not liking.]

None of us do, sir. Most of us have been stuck here for months and we have no solution of getting back to our original worlds. All we do know is that this America, specifically this island called Prospero, has brought people from different worlds.

[video]

[doudemoe]

You were kidnapped.

[video]

[athngabla]

Not a one. Well, none with backing. Some kind of magecraft or sorcery, probably.

[Disinterest. Can you hear it?]

Just don't go around expecting everyone to have come from the same place, or the same time.

[Video]

[crownedexorcist]

[Hello, Kayneth, have a helpful person. compared to the hostilities you're getting]

No one truly knows anything, yet. All of us got kidnapped and brought here like you.

[ video ]

[rocker]

[ all the hostility up in here.. time for someone diplomatic to step in, clearly!! ]

I am afraid nobody knows the full story, but most of us have a general idea. The name of this city is Prospero.

[action]

[enjoymyatelier]

[wow these phone things are a pain to



use... okay what the hell]

Well I am, Lancer, and I don't know what your-

[...wait, he'll look up from that... thing and what the hell where are your hookerboots did you go off on a fucking shopping trip instead of fighting Saber]

-when did you even...

[yeah he'll just... trail off there...]