[VIDEO]

[enjoymyatelier]

[Well, now there's some angry rich douchebag on the network who appears to be standing in front of the hotel. Sure, he doesn't really look angry, but it's the kind of look where someone's really obviously trying not to look angry. It's almost possible to feel rage emanating from the screen.]

This is Kayneth Archibald El-Melloi speaking. It appears as though there's been some sort of mistake here-I have no memory of coming to America, nor did I have any plans to come to America. To be transported from Japan to America without knowing isn't exactly natural.

Does anyone know what happened here, or am I going to have to figure things out for myself?

Comments

[video]

[enjoymyatelier]

[oh goddamnit his head's getting even worse]

Is that so? Then you should know exactly what I want filled in on, given that you were in this same situation.

[video]

[toomanypetals]

I know that there's more you need to know than you can really think to ask. Hotel room and board are free, and you should be very careful when going out at midnight.

[Pause.]

And if you had any special abilities before you woke up here, expect to see them gone.

[video]

[enjoymyatelier]

That's true of practically anything you can think of. Nevertheless... free? There are no catches?

[there has to be a catch. nothing is that convenient.

and god he has been trying not to think about that his magic is gone this is literally the worst thing]

I've noticed. This would be much easier to deal with if that were not the case. What, exactly, is there to worry about around midnight?

Re: [video]

[toomanypetals]

Tch. They say it's "been paid for". Haven't found a catch yet.

[Sucks to be you bro. Kanda's kind of delighting in the fact that there are people worse off than him for once.]

Time stops and monsters creep out of the shadows.

[video]

[enjoymyatelier]

I'll have to be cautious, then.

[on top of everything else. have fun with that schadenfreude bro, it will be a fucking blast

...of course, that second thing... damn, that's intriguing.]

Time... stops? Intriguing. Can you describe these monsters to me?

[video]

[toomanypetals]

Tch. They range from the small and weird to the gigantic and just plain bizarre. Better seen than described.

[video]

[enjoymyatelier]

I would assume their strength is variable as well-can they be dealt with by the average human?