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[enjoymyatelier]

[Well, now there's some angry rich douchebag on the network who appears to be standing in front of the hotel. Sure, he doesn't really look angry, but it's the kind of look where someone's really obviously trying not to look angry. It's almost possible to feel rage emanating from the screen.]

This is Kayneth Archibald El-Melloi speaking. It appears as though there's been some sort of mistake here-I have no memory of coming to America, nor did I have any plans to come to America. To be transported from Japan to America without knowing isn't exactly natural.

Does anyone know what happened here, or am I going to have to figure things out for myself?

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[truthsnomiracle]

[That glare showing through the feed is such that many might wonder if the phone was growing colder in their hand.]

Know this, sir. While to my dismay I cannot prosecute you for crimes not committed in this world, should you in any way abuse, assault, or murder Diarmuid or anyone else here, you will suffer to the full extent possible under the law -- and should the circumstances grossly minimize that extent, those who would make up the difference shall go conveniently ignored.

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[enjoymyatelier]

[...the fuck even is this? how the fuck does he know Lancer.]

There are quite a few things I could ask you about that statement, so I'll keep it short-what on earth are you even talking about?

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[truthsnomiracle]

You are the same Kayneth Archibald El-Melloi who summoned Diarmuid Ua Duibhne on your own world as a slave for a barbaric cockfight over a prize, are you not?

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[enjoymyatelier]

[...okay that


is really fucking funny holy god]

I suppose that's how it could appear to someone with no real magical knowledge, yes.

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[truthsnomiracle]

You would dare to laugh?! Regardless of the means used, to enslave a sapient being, abuse them, and finally slaughter them is inexcusable!

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[enjoymyatelier]

I'd suggest that you keep your mouth shut until you have a proper explanation of what all this entails. It appears as though whoever explained the Holy Grail War to you forgot to mention that servants have as much of a stake in this as their masters do-that, and they're necessary to acquire the Grail, so I have absolutely no idea where you're coming from with that last accusation.

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[truthsnomiracle]

("That last accusation"? So he denies Diarmuid's murder, yet admits to slavery and abuse despite such crimes reportedly being the very prelude to it?)

All that he claimed to have at stake was your victory and his ability to attain such on your behalf.

[Well, at least he's stopped shouting at you, Kayneth.]

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[enjoymyatelier]

[let's Ace Attorney this shit up.]

A servant cannot be summoned into the Holy Grail War unless they specifically desire the Grail. It would be impractical otherwise.

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[truthsnomiracle]

(That sounds like a point worth verifying with other Servants, for lack of any better means of proof.)

We shall see whether your claim stands up to scrutiny. In the meantime, thank you for having verified that you're a man whose activities call for monitoring.

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[enjoymyatelier]

Whatever you say.

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