[VIDEO]

[enjoymyatelier]

[Well, now there's some angry rich douchebag on the network who appears to be standing in front of the hotel. Sure, he doesn't really look angry, but it's the kind of look where someone's really obviously trying not to look angry. It's almost possible to feel rage emanating from the screen.]

This is Kayneth Archibald El-Melloi speaking. It appears as though there's been some sort of mistake here-I have no memory of coming to America, nor did I have any plans to come to America. To be transported from Japan to America without knowing isn't exactly natural.

Does anyone know what happened here, or am I going to have to figure things out for myself?

Comments

[Video]

[enjoymyatelier]

[...he's not quite dumb enough to stick around, but he shouldn't be far, at least...?]

[Video]

[unknownrival]

[Issei has nothing to do all day besides search him out. He'll find him.

Searching... searching... asshole prick found. There is now a teenager approaching him at high speeds.]

[Video]

[enjoymyatelier]

[christ this has been the worst fucking day, maybe he can get something to e-

...oh fuckdamnit. there is literally no way to avoid this and save face. he'll pretend not to notice...]

[Video]

[unknownrival]

[I'm just gonna say 'FALCON PUNCH' and save on description for this tag. Not that we were doing a lot of this.]

[Video]

[enjoymyatelier]

[who needs description when two words cover things so aptly

Kayneth has gotten an x2 bromance combo, by which I mean Issei basically just fucking knocked out a molar that Diarmuid loosened

GO. TEAM. YOU WIN A HIGHLY UNDIGNIFIED NOISE AND SOME INCOHERENT CURSES.]

[Video]

[unknownrival]

You have no idea how good it felt to do that.

[Issei wishes he'd thought to bring a camera.]

[Video]

[enjoymyatelier]

[oh god

what do he is a squishy wizard]

Are you satisfied, then?

[Video]

[unknownrival]

That depends, I was going to beat you up just enough that you're humiliated but not enough that you're permanently damaged. How fragile is your ego?

[Video]

[enjoymyatelier]

Do you really think I'm going to put up with these insults?

[PRETTY FUCKIN FRAGILE ACTUALLY]

[Video]

[unknownrival]

Just what are you going to do?

[Video]

[enjoymyatelier]

[










UH...........................

GIVE HIM A FEW MINUTES...

or you could punch him while he accepts the true depths of his 'squishy wizard minus the wizard bit' status]

[Video]

[unknownrival]

[That sounds like a great idea. Issei punches him in the face again.]

[Video]

[enjoymyatelier]

[well, he'll actually try to block that-it's going to hurt and it won't be proper form of any sort, but pain isn't really much of a big deal when the act of using magic tends to cause it.]

[Video]

[unknownrival]

Oh darn, I can't beat up on you without you defending yourself forever.

[Video]

[enjoymyatelier]

Were you really expecting that to be the case?

[that is offensive as fuck good sir]

[Video]

[unknownrival]

Not expecting, no, but it would be very therapeutic for me.

[Video]

[enjoymyatelier]

I'm not here for your personal enjoyment!

[Video]

[unknownrival]

What are you here for?

[Video]

[enjoymyatelier]

...

[you know...

what if that's the reason he showed up here

to be everyone's punching bag]

...I don't know, obviously, but I intend to find that out eventually.

[Video]

[unknownrival]

Heh. Good luck.

I've got my eye on you.

[And he'll just start walking away.]

[Video]

[enjoymyatelier]

...

...

...

[huhwha]

You're just going to walk away after that?!

[Video]

[unknownrival]

Oh, did you want me to keep going until I smashed your head on the pavement

[Video]

[enjoymyatelier]

[...yeah, okay, that will shut him up. He... can live with this, even if he doesn't get it.]

[Video]

[unknownrival]

[Time to grumble and walk off.]