[VIDEO]

[enjoymyatelier]

[Well, now there's some angry rich douchebag on the network who appears to be standing in front of the hotel. Sure, he doesn't really look angry, but it's the kind of look where someone's really obviously trying not to look angry. It's almost possible to feel rage emanating from the screen.]

This is Kayneth Archibald El-Melloi speaking. It appears as though there's been some sort of mistake here-I have no memory of coming to America, nor did I have any plans to come to America. To be transported from Japan to America without knowing isn't exactly natural.

Does anyone know what happened here, or am I going to have to figure things out for myself?

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[video] xDDD beautiful

[lordsexybritches]

[You are TM's buttmonkey, Kayneth. It is you.]

I don't particularly care whether you believe me or not, but I've little reason to lie to you on such matters. I was given the title of Lord El-Melloi for services rendered to your family.

[He took your awesome Servant and now he took your title. What do, Kayneth.]

[video]

[enjoymyatelier]

[THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE CU CHULAINN!!!]

What services are these?! What could you possibly have done to earn my title?!

[THIS IS STUPID. THIS IS SO STUPID.]

[video]

[lordsexybritches]

[Apparently the womanizing murderhound is more sympathetic than you.]

I saved your bloody family from ruin after you died in the Fourth Grail War, that's what. Finding your successor had devolved into in-fighting between the branches, and if I hadn't done something, there wouldn't have been an Archibald family at all.

[YOU'RE STUPID, KAYNETH.]

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[enjoymyatelier]

[well lancer is a bro and Kayneth is








kind of bsoding right now

holy shit how does that happen how does that happen the world is not supposed to work that way he's a genius things can't go wrong like that for him

(except they'd already started going that way hadn't they)

no no he had to be lying he had to be lying he had to be lying]

I don't know what you're trying to pull, Waver Velvet, but you can be assured that I won't be falling for it any time soon.

Good day.

[...the call has been ragequit.

Kayneth El-Melloi, you stupid, stupid motherfucker.]