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[enjoymyatelier]

[Well, now there's some angry rich douchebag on the network who appears to be standing in front of the hotel. Sure, he doesn't really look angry, but it's the kind of look where someone's really obviously trying not to look angry. It's almost possible to feel rage emanating from the screen.]

This is Kayneth Archibald El-Melloi speaking. It appears as though there's been some sort of mistake here-I have no memory of coming to America, nor did I have any plans to come to America. To be transported from Japan to America without knowing isn't exactly natural.

Does anyone know what happened here, or am I going to have to figure things out for myself?

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[enjoymyatelier]

[it's like staring into a mirror... maybe if Kayneth had some level of self-awareness this would be eye opening, but NOPE]

If I had been aware of the fact that I wasn't the only one in this situation, I would have taken that into consideration. As it was, I had no idea what to make of the situation.

[granted, after some deliberation he has ideas, but like hell if he's going to let people who may or may not know about magic in on it.]

[wweh]

Well, I'll tell you what it's not.

Magic. It's not fuckin' magic because all a' that stuff is fake bullshit.

[enjoymyatelier]

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YEAH WELL IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS THAT HE'S A DUMB COMMONER NON-MAGIC USER

NO REASON TO GET MAD ABOUT ANYTHING, MAGIC'S SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET AFTER ALL]

Oh? Then what would your guess be?

[wweh]

What in Ahab's fuckin' name do you think? Sweet flipperin' fuck it's pretty coddamn obvious....

If it's not fakey fake magic then it's very obviously science an' not the awesome powers a' my white science.

There's a theory behind it an' I'm pretty sure this all has an explanation.

[enjoymyatelier]

White science? What are you even talking about?

[what... the hell...]

That aside, are you assuming that someone used the technology present in this world to drag people in from other worlds and add an extra hour to the day?

[wweh]

My powers. From my mighty wand I unleash a torrent a' fuckin' science power that most certainly is not magic because that shit is totally not fuckin' real.
[Eridan's just going to nod at his question.]

We have a lot a' technology bullshit that you probably can't even fuckin' wrap your head around. Throw in some weird time bullshit that I don't really know about since I'm not the time guy an' you've got a possible explanation a' how we all got here.

Sure beats the "A wizard did it" theory.

[enjoymyatelier]

...You have a wand, and you're vehemently insisting that it isn't magic.

[he should be feeling mad about this, but this is so stupid that it isn't even insulting to anyone except the person he's talking to.

holy shit. this is hilarious.]

I'm sure this technology runs on forces you can't exactly understand, correct?