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[Well, now there's some angry rich douchebag on the network who appears to be standing in front of the hotel. Sure, he doesn't really look angry, but it's the kind of look where someone's really obviously trying not to look angry. It's almost possible to feel rage emanating from the screen.]

This is Kayneth Archibald El-Melloi speaking. It appears as though there's been some sort of mistake here-I have no memory of coming to America, nor did I have any plans to come to America. To be transported from Japan to America without knowing isn't exactly natural.

Does anyone know what happened here, or am I going to have to figure things out for myself?

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If that is your decision, then I have done my part. One can lead a horse to water, but one cannot force them to drink from it.

[ Any further assistance may conflict with her closest ally in this place. Confronting Diarmuid was an option she will never consider. Never again.

Yet, if he retained his loyalty to his Master after all that occurred, would he send him after Saber? It was a possibility that pains her to consider as she retains her calm nature. ]

There have been no suitable leads months after we began to arrive here.

Nothing at all?

[he's not angry, Saber. just disappointed. Nevertheless, while he's still suspicious, it's in his best interests to remain civil here.]

Then again, from the little I've heard so far, it does seem to be magical in nature... which is far more difficult to study when magic is impossible to use.

Nothing.

[ As though Saber cares to investigate it. She's been given a chance at a second life with her love and as long as his life isn't in danger, why would she contest it? ]

So you know already. [ That he's helpless. ] Then understand you do not stand a fighting chance against warriors of old.

[ Or against dishonorable jerks like Kiritsugu. ]

Yes, I'm aware of this.

[stop rubbing it in]

Then flee. [ I cannot deny him. ] Flee from this place and never look back. [ I cannot protect this man. ] Now go.

I will not.

[HE CAN HANDLE THIS OKAY.]

[ Kayneth, no one likes a stupid fucker. Just.. gonna introduce her knightly face to her knightly palm. ]

Then you will die.

[...to be fair, with his luck, either the boat would sink or the plane would crash...]

I have no intention of doing so.

[whatever, bro, he's a genius with nine generations backing him up]

[ Only if Kiri has any say in it. ]

Do you think you are clever enough to withstand death from warriors of old?

[ Or in Kayneth's case.. tricky bastards from modern times?? ]

[...let's avoid that question, because there's something he's kind of curious about here]

You keep bringing this up, but you haven't explained why there are people out for my blood.

Do you not recall your actions of the Fourth Holy Grail War?

The last thing I recall is setting plans to eliminate Caster into motion.

[well, and heading to Einzbern Castle to get his mercury on, but that happens in war...]

Then you should keep away from Lancer. He might not be too pleased to see his old Master in such a place.

...and why not?

[man you just can't trust them legendary ghosts can you]

Because you committed an act unforgivable in his eyes.

[ugh one of those things

goddamn you heroic spirits get offended over the weirdest things he doesn't even know what that shit could be]

...I see. One of those things, then.

[ LISTEN they are just trying to be honorable bros and less honorable bros are not cool in their eyes, okay?? ]

You should.. You should speak it over with him. [ WHY IS SHE SUGGESTING THIS?? ] So that it does not linger in the air here and cause additional problems.

[sorry saber it took a while for this to be a thing

he had to deal with some things

...needless to say he kind of looks it]

...yes, I am sure that would have made quite a difference.

[welp at least now he knows that saber wasn't lying about the whole thing.]

Who did this to you?

[ Saber went from solemn to knightly in less than two seconds, pulling her sword out from the sheath over her back. If he knows a thing about her legend, he might notice it's not her usual sword. Instead, it looks rather modern, although in excellent condition. ]

Edited 2012-01-21 09:59 (UTC)

[yes, he does know a thing or two about excalibur (ex. how it began in the twelfth century) but that bit isn't particularly surprising

...what is surprising is that she's actually giving a shit]

...of what concern is this to you?

I do not tolerate bullying.

[ Unless Kayneth actually started this shit first. Then by all means, she will step aside. ]

[implying that kayneth doesn't start shit by merely existing]

...As I said before, your suggestion seems rather unlikely to work. I'll let you draw your own conclusions from that.

I shall speak with him at once.

[...how do you even react to this

one of his enemies' servants is going to tell off his servant for beating the shit out of him

what do you even say to this SHOULDN'T IT BE THE OTHER WAY AROUND]

...well, I'm grateful for that, then...

[good job saber you confused him into gratitude]

If there is any more trouble in the future, call me.

[ Saber will die for you so long as it's honorable. ]

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