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[enjoymyatelier]

[Well, now there's some angry rich douchebag on the network who appears to be standing in front of the hotel. Sure, he doesn't really look angry, but it's the kind of look where someone's really obviously trying not to look angry. It's almost possible to feel rage emanating from the screen.]

This is Kayneth Archibald El-Melloi speaking. It appears as though there's been some sort of mistake here-I have no memory of coming to America, nor did I have any plans to come to America. To be transported from Japan to America without knowing isn't exactly natural.

Does anyone know what happened here, or am I going to have to figure things out for myself?

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[enjoymyatelier]

...we're trapped on an island called-

[oh are you fucking kidding him

that's just tacky, give him a few seconds while he resists the urge to facepalm]

...I suppose that increases the chances of whatever's behind this having some sort of consciousness, then, because I can't imagine natural forces just aligning to create a situation with so many coincidental similarities to The Tempest.

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[needsteaplz]

How funny that you mention The Tempest because apparently Shakespeare's here as well. None of us believe this was caused by nature, but that still raises questions to why we're all here.

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[enjoymyatelier]

...ah. Really...?

[he is way less skeptical about that then he really should be, but then he was planning on summoning Alexander the Great to be his Pokemon and that is the least weird thing about the Holy Grail War so

...granted this is actually exciting news because holy shit Shakespeare]

Granted, that is an odd coincidence, come to think of it. He presumably arrived the same way we did, correct?