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[enjoymyatelier]

[Well, now there's some angry rich douchebag on the network who appears to be standing in front of the hotel. Sure, he doesn't really look angry, but it's the kind of look where someone's really obviously trying not to look angry. It's almost possible to feel rage emanating from the screen.]

This is Kayneth Archibald El-Melloi speaking. It appears as though there's been some sort of mistake here-I have no memory of coming to America, nor did I have any plans to come to America. To be transported from Japan to America without knowing isn't exactly natural.

Does anyone know what happened here, or am I going to have to figure things out for myself?

Comments

[enjoymyatelier]

That isn't even remotely how it's pronounced.

[IT'S NOT THAT DIFFERENT, KAYNETH...]

[assaultedramen]

Look, Kenny, sometimes you just gotta live with the name your parents gave to you. Unless you want to waste the courts time changing it to something dumb.

[enjoymyatelier]

Are you being purposefully impudent here?

[assaultedramen]

Of course not Kenny. I only remember the names of people important enough to remember.

[enjoymyatelier]

...You-

[OKAY KAYNETH. DON'T ARGUE. YOU ARE THE BETTER PERSON HERE, BECAUSE YOU ARE ALWAYS THE BETTER PERSON. YOU DO NOT DESCEND TO THEIR LEVEL, BECAUSE THAT WOULD HURT ALL THAT HONOR OF YOURS.

...so this gets disconnected in a very flouncy way, good job kayneth]

[assaultedramen]

[Oh. Yes, Yes kenny, let the rage flow through you. Miki will remember you! Yes she will!]