.005 ♛ [Video] Late Thursday Morning.

[golden_witch]

Once again, a video is broadcast across the network without either party's knowledge due to carelessness. Viewers may first notice a rather striking young woman sitting upright against a flurry of pillows wearing what appears to be a certain king's shirt. The second thing they will notice is a fairly fancy looking bedside table with various dishes sitting upon it. And lastly, there's the said king moving to sit on the opposite side of the bed wearing nothing but heart print boxers.

"Oh, you're finally awake? I thought you might sleep all day."

The witch will gently wipe the sleep from her eyes and give him a quizzical cant of her head.

"You made me breakfast?"

He’ll just laugh, pleased with himself.

"Of course. Even if you eventually returned to the land of the living, I doubt you'll be able to move around too much for the rest of the day."

His words would stir a yawn.

"Nn. You're right. You were far too hard on me for my first time, you know."

"Don't expect me to lower my standards just for you. If you want to play with a king, you have to keep up."

Huff.

"But, you promised to be gentle, liar."

"So, I got a little carried away. You can't blame me, can you?  It's been a while since I've had anyone as willing as you."

"I guess not. But you didn’t have to dirty my dress like that."

"Not my fault. You have to be prepared for anything when dealing with me."

"You'll at least be a gentleman and make me some tea, riiiiight~?"

"What am I, your personal butler now?"

"Yes. And I expect you to serve it to me as well. You owe me."

"I owe you for teaching you how to actually use your body? What kind of bullshit is that?"

"You never told me you'd be working me so hard. I think you just liked watching me struggle. You really are a jerk.~"

"Well, it's not every day you get to see a beautiful woman sweat and pant so hard."

"You should feel privileged to have seen me in a position no other man has.~"

"You should be the one who feels privileged. After all, how many women can brag about The King Of Heroes being their first partner?"

"Whatever. Just get me my tea and I'll be happy."

"And you dare call me the brat. Fine, princess. Just give me a moment."

Of course, now that the king's attention has broken away from the troublesome witch, his eyes just happen to catch a glimpse of a certain phone that must've  been knocked over sometime earlier. He'll simply give it a dirty grin and greet any viewers.

"Oh, good morning, Prospero."

“W…WHAT?”


[ooc: Both Beatrice and Gilgamesh will be responding to all tags.]

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[greyerrant]

[ Utter silence. ]

[golden_witch]

[Shiiiit.]

Garviel. So nice to see you. Good morning.~

[king_of_heroes]

Ah, the Space Sheep. How goes the fight against heresy?

video;

[ex_cashcow493]

These calls are incriminating out of context. [ Just going to take note of that now that she's on the other side. ] Does this mean your fascination with me has finally expired, Gilgamesh?

I have yet to finish moving all of my things at that. Surely you have not tainted any of my belongings with whichever woman you have brought into your bed. [ Sorry Beatrice, her beef really isn't with you. She just has stuff there and she might be a bit annoyed that the moment she turns her back, Gilgamesh is off doing who knows whatever. ] At least you kept to someone who can think for themselves instead of corrupting the naive one.

When would be a good time for me to finish packing? [ She doesn't really feel like interrupting any other potential sexy times. And knowing both parties, they would try to drag her into it too. ]

[golden_witch]

Oh, no worries, Saber. I see nothing that belongs to you in this room and I really didn't make it much further than the bed to be perfectly honest.~

[Out of context? Sure. But this isn't someone she's going to set right. Gilgamesh can do that on his own.]

[king_of_heroes]

That they are. But it's still fun to play along with the less informed. [ Yup, he's all too amused. Perhaps this modern technology did have it's warrants. If for nothing else than to provide amusement for himself.

But getting into a bit more serious of a mood, he'll cast his gaze to what is assuredly what was once her room. ]

Arturia, do you really take me for that kind of man? Not a soul beyond the cubs have entered your room since you departure. Although I can not guarantee that they haven't messed some things up. You know how growing cats are, yes?

[ Another pause. They still had the same hours, but he supposed he could provide special arrangements to make things less annoying. ]

Pick a day off for yourself, and you may come collect your things then.

[video]

[youngestlust]

[ THIS IS THE FACE

OF A STAKE

WHOSE HEART

HAS BEEN BROKEN

AGAIN. ]

[golden_witch]

Ah, Asmodeus, is everything alright?

[king_of_heroes]

...? What's with that look?

where doing this man where MAKING THIS HAPEN

[myblimpisbigger]

[JUST. LAUGHING. NOT EVEN BOTHERING TO HIDE IT.

Thanks, you two, he needed that.]

[golden_witch]

Is there something I can help you with~?

[king_of_heroes]

[ Well, hey. He doesn't want to be left out.

He'll just be laughing right along with you.

This isn't awkward at all. ]

[ video ]

[stagecontroller]

Good evening, Beatrice, Gilgamesh.

[golden_witch]

Oh, hello, William.

[This can only end well.]

[king_of_heroes]

William.

[ No shame here, bro. Not now, anyways. ]

[ not really here ]

[rocker]

[ He's not replying for.. well.. obvious reasons.. (YES HE'S TAKING IT THE WRONG WAY, TOO, HENCE WHY HE'S ESPECIALLY STAYING AWAY) but he saw it. Definitely. ]

[king_of_heroes]

[golden_witch]

[B...But!]

[forgivethemtheirpain]

WAS THIS REALLY NECESSARY.

[king_of_heroes]

Whatever do you mean?

[golden_witch]

Trust me. I'd rather not let all of Prospero see me in such a compromising situation.

But, what's done is done, I suppose.~

[Video]

[technologic]

[UNSURE IF TO TAKE THAT THE WRONG WAY OR NOT.

SO MUCH UNSURE.]

[king_of_heroes]

[ His smile REALLY DOESN'T HELP THINGS AT ALL. ]

Ah, good morning to you as well, Descendant of Ninkasi.

[Video]

[heavenscorpse]

Good morning! I'm glad it was fun.

[king_of_heroes]

Good morning, V/V. And yes, it was rather a bit of fun. You should join us next time.

[needsteaplz]

[Saori's just going to mouth some words and shakes her head.]

Well there's no use in complaining about phones spontaneously recording things. I'm not even going to ask what the real context of last night for you two was.

Just one complaint. For the love of all things holy, PUT SOME PANTS ON, GIL!

[king_of_heroes]

Hm? I would think boxers would be preferable over nothing but a towel, which was my state until a few minutes ago.

[crimsonbells]

[there's a little girl watching you quietly. Not saying anything, just watching and listening, confused. She has absolutely no idea what's going on here. >>]

[king_of_heroes]

[ That's probably for the best, really. ]

...May I help you?