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first tablet ; a new world ; [ video ]

Enkidu opens his eyes. He was in incorrigible pain just a second ago as if his life force was slipping from him, yet all of a sudden the pain melts away. He is staring up into an odd ceiling. It isn't the City Palace.

"Is this the Underworld?" Slowly Enkidu sits up. His body feels light and surprisingly refreshed. He's definitely not in the City Palace in Uruk. "Where are the unquenchable fires? Why didn’t I cross the river?"

He looks around and notes immediately that there is a distinct lack of gold. He doesn't mind, but if Gilgamesh were here he'd certainly make an aft comment about how modest this room is. The bedding is surprisingly comfortable, however. He hops off the bed, and it bothers hiim how light his body feels. He takes a deep breath; the air is a little stuffy but clean and he smiles widely, enjoying the richness of his sudden vitality. He celebrates with some whoops and some jubilation, prancing around the room and vaulting off furniture.

His hip checks into a small table next to the bed, knocking the phone on it off the stand.

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[ The video blips on and it's on its side. The setting is familiar; a hotel room like which one wakes up from when arriving. There is laughing and happy cheers as a young man with long, dark brown hair and mocha skin bounds around the room. He is smiling and certainly happy. ]

I am hearty, healthy and hale again! The illness is gone!

[ He continues laughing as suddenly a foot comes down and steps on the camera. The man immediately takes his foot off and the celebrations end. Several moments pass before he picks it up, holding it upside down with fingers over the lens. The camera shakes unsteadily as the man's hands readjust around the phone, causing the camera to panning around the room and over his body several times. He is naked. It steadies again with the shot mostly finger-less as the device is held close to the man's face. His eyes are a clear gray-blue and they glare at the lens. ]

What is this?

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[Gigglemesh will be wagging his finger at the screen, much like a parent would do to their child. Still, he has the biggest grin on his face.]

Ah, ah. There is much to teach you, my dear brother. But doing it over this annoying device is not the way it should be done. That room... You're at the hotel I first arrived in as well, I suspect. I'll be coming for you. Do try to... get yourself dressed before my arrival, though. Unlike in our prestigious city of Uruk, nudity is frowned about by the mongrels of this current age.

Edited 2011-08-15 03:47 (UTC)

... Hotel? My friend, I am... confused. Are we not in Uruk? Did you seek powers from outside the city? Uruk's elders are the best in all of the lands, practiced in the arts of healing long before us... But I will wait.. Where are my vestiments, my brother?

[You know what? He's gonna go ahead and chat with his bro on the way over.]

No, my friend. Going by the current calendar of this mongrels, our time in Uruk was set around 2500 BC. It is currently 2011 AD. That's nearly 5,000 years later. You've been.... gone for some time, as was I.

[...And we're just going to handwave Gil telling Enkidu about what happened AFTER Enkidu's death here. And now he's magically arrived at Enkidu's hotel! ...Although finding the room might prove challenging.]

...Brother, do you know which room you are in? Open the door, there should be numbers upon it. [We're forgetting Enkidu is naked but oh well who cares.]

[ It is really shocking, but hey he's Giggles. Why would Giggles lie to Enkidu? Ever? Enkidu completely trusts Gilgamesh and he is certain that Gilgamesh feels the same, so he takes it all and accepts it as the new truth. ]

Of course.

[ The door to the hotel room down the hall opens and Enkidu steps out as a hotel maid walks by. He's still butt naked, but he makes eye contact and smiles to the maid, nodding his head. ]

... Brother?

[Oh... well, he wasn't expecting him to be on the first floor, but that works out just fine. ...Of course with the people walking by, Gil is quick to pull Enkidu into the room and shut the door. Not that he personally minds but he would rather not have his brother attacked by crazed mongrels on his first day. Also there's a totally brotastic hug and hair ruffling and all that good stuff right here.]

After all these years... I never would have thought it was possible. Perhaps there are still gods in this forsaken world after all. As for my own appearance, that's thanks to the potion of youth I obtained while still alive. Although I do not have it on my person now. ...I do not have access to any of my treasury in this place. And what is a king without his treasury? Ah, but that doesn't matter anymore. I have you, my most loyal brother. Let me tell you of this place...

[An island, off the coast of the United States, which is some land mass which also formed 43634643 years after the Earth split into more than one land mass and yaddayaddayadda. Dark hour, shadows, yeah. Gil can probably rattle on and on forever.]

...Needless to say, it's a lot to take in. Are you following along so far?

[ The first thing that Enkidu does? Embraces Gilgamesh. Of course. He wraps his arms around Gil and hugs him close. ]

My brother.

[ The next thing he does? Kisses Gilgamesh. Of course. He presses his lips to Gilgamesh's forehead. ]

My friend.

[ He stops from proceeding any further, listening to Gilgamesh revel in his tale of this foreign land. ]

... That is much to take in, I'm afraid... But. We've been taken from our homes and brought to this strange land with strange customs... And in the darkest of the night, fearsome beasts come to prey?

[oh... it's been a while since that's happened hasn't it. Well, of course he's going to return the gesture, except it's on Enkidu's cheek because he's awesome like that.]

It is as you say. There are those that wander out in the night to fight these beasts, feeling it is their duty to do so. ...Not that I would admit this to anyone else, but I desire to defeat them as well. It's been so many years since I've had a worthy opponent. Perhaps these creatures will actually provide the challenge I've sought for so long. So I'm afraid I must ask you, my most loyal brother and friend, would you be willing to fight by my side against these beasts of darkness?

[ Note: he is still embracing Gilgamesh, though his hands are slipping underneath Giggle's shirt. Gilgamesh is far too clothed for his liking. ]

Of course. Enkidu, One from the clay and animals, will fight at your side once more. Let our enemies tremble before our might, let our warriors roar with victory.

[Normally he wouldn't mind, but this wasn't the time... nor the place. Just look how disgusting this apartment is man. He'll be lightly pushing the male away as a sign.]

I'm glad to hear. We'll make our first journey tonight, then. ...If I would have known you were to arrive so soon, I would have found a suitable lance for you. Though I'm sure you can do fine with a sword, no?

...Ah, but we have much to do before the dark hour is upon us. Get yourself dressed and I will show you around this island. It's much easier to become familiar with the layout during the day than night.

Sword. Lance. [ He understands Gil's intentions, smiling none the less and backing off gently. ] My fists. Whatever you wish to be destroyed, my friend, I will face it.

[ He nods, rummaging around the room, opening a door to find a large walk-in closet with nothing but suits. ]

... What sort of dress is this?...

[...Suits. Nothing but... terribly cheap suits. Gil is totally disgusted by them.]

Those are what these mongrels think are class, apparently. But they'll have to do for now. We can go shopping later on. I'm sure there has to be something to your liking at that place. I somehow managed to find something, after all.

[Because a track suit and tanktop are so clothes fit for a king right?]

[ He pulls out a nice Armani suit, jacket and slacks. ]

... How do you wear this?...

[Geeze Enkidu it's like you're a child or something. Sigh.]

I suppose there are many things I will have to teach you. Here.

[And now we have a hilarious scene of Gilgamesh struggling to get clothes on Enkidu or something like that. Everyone loves hilarious montages, right?]

[ Montage?

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Enkidu is dressed by Gilgamesh and he steps out of the closet (rim-shot) dressed. Very well. Gilgamesh are you a wizard ]

These vestments are awkward, Brother. How else will the sun's energy nourish my body if I wear such strange garbs?

[A king must have impeccable tastes, of course. Nevermind that his newfound sense of fashion is so 90's but WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK LOOK AT OUR SNAZZY CLOTHES MONGRELS YOU CAN'T EVEN AFFORD THE PRICE OF OUR SOCKS.]

You'll grow used to them in time, just as I have. And that is what the pool is for. I'll have to take you down some time when it isn't populated by filthy mongrel children.

Edited 2011-08-18 22:24 (UTC)

... Pool? With water? What's wrong with children, Brother?

[ He frowns, crossing his arms. ]

My friend, a wise and great king must love the offspring of all in his kingdom.

[This again...]

These mongrels aren't worthy of my rule. This isn't my kingdom. You know I only care for the people of Uruk, of Babylonia.

Besides, those children are far too noisy.

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