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A magical fox girl - Caster ([personal profile] kitsunemimi) wrote in [community profile] tvk2012-04-11 10:47 pm

fourth curse - pack mentality ☄ video; action

[ It's another beautiful spring day out in Prospero, and, you are treated to a kid's playground. But alas, where are the children? Won't anyone please think of the children? At least until a sing-songy, playful-yet-woefully-teasing voice beckons over the peaceful image on the feed: ]

--That's riiiiight! That blonde-haired, red-eyed man says he has candy, chocolate and ice cream in his pockets, and he said he won't share! My~, isn't that rude?!

[ The feed pans over to Gilgamesh, King of Mongrels Heroes, standing dumbfounded at the corner of the playground--WHEN SUDDENLY:



A mob of children make a mad dash for the blonde hero. ]


Zerrg ruuuuuush! Teeheehee~!

[ ...Oh joy. Gilgamesh was simply trying to enjoy a nice afternoon walk through the park because what else do kings do when they aren't trolling or working or anything else and besides he had been locked up inside a crappy jail cell for the past few days. BEING OUTSIDE WAS AMAZING TO HIM. So it kind of goes without saying that he wasn't really paying too much attention to his surroundings. You know, right until he hears the screams and laughter of an incoming ZERG children mob that promptly climb all over him attempting to pull on anything and everything in sight. ]

Gah! What the hell do you little brats think you're doing!? Get off of me this instant!

[ Why do people have to ruin people's days for no good reason? V/V comes running up after those kids. ]

Children! Please leave him alone, you shouldn't be rough with strangers!

[ And as an aside to the direction she thought Tamamo's voice came from: ]

That was mean.

[ The camera shakes with Tamamo laughing, the feed showing a displeased-looking V/V. ]

Niishiihii! A good king should show benevolence to his people, especially children, am I right--uuwahaugh!!--

[ Caster lets out a yelp, tossing the phone to the ground. V/V picks up the phone, dusting off the lens and continues filming, panning the camera over to Caster squatting on a large fence post with her own mob of children tormenting her. The kids can only resist ice cream and treats before their pack mentality childlike curiosity locks onto Caster's fox tail and ears, as there is a kid now pulling on her tail, while another one is tugging on her ears. ]

--Ow--Ouch! Children, tha--hyaaa!!----that's not a toy!!--NOO!! STOP DON'T LOOK UNDER THERE!!--

[ Caster cries out as one of the kids lifts up the front of her kimono flap, staring down between her legs....

Which, V/V pans the camera quickly to Gilgamesh.

Oh, but does that mean... Yes, good. There's only like three kids still on Gilgamesh--one on his shoulders, hooking his fingers into Gilgamesh's nostrils. Thankfully for Gilgamesh once most of the pack caught sight of FLUFFY TAIL AND EARS they rushed off to heckle the fox girl. The king wastes no time in dusting himself off before making a snide comment, still with dirty kid fingers plugged in his nostrils: ]


Yes, good! Play with the stupid fox girl, not me! She has the candy and treats!

...Ah, but what exactly are you doing with so many children, V/V?


I'm trying to look after them while the daycare manager is away, and that means not letting them just attack people.

Sorry, give me a moment.


[ She hands the phone to Gilgamesh and he brings it right back to the bedlam of Tamamo.

But alas, Tamamo is not there.

Where is she? Why is there a mob of children where Tamamo once stood? Where--ooh, wait, a hand emerges from the sea of children, quickly followed by Tamamo's head, taking a deep breath. Both of her ears are clutched by children and tugged rather painfully-looking. ]


I don't have any candy!! Seriously!! Geez!! Where would I even hide it with what I'm wearing?!?!

[ V/V's going to wade into the crowd of children, giving each one of them a Stern Look in turn.

The camera cuts out. ]



[[ OOC: Joint post between Tamamo, Gilgamesh, & V/V!! One, some, all may respond! Video or action tags are welcome! ♥ ]]

[personal profile] tolettheworldbe 2012-04-12 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Uhm... I don't... uh... what...]

...Do you three require any help?
the_whitequeen: (you deeply sleep)

action;

[personal profile] the_whitequeen 2012-04-12 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ Lacus comes over to the pack to return a lost little boy to the rest of his friends ... who seemed currently busy playing with the three people.

They seemed to be in trouble though. Lacus was not a stranger to handling kids, so she knows how difficult it was to watch over so many. ]


Excuse me, maybe I can be of help?

Re: action;

[personal profile] tolettheworldbe 2012-04-12 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay that's as good a signal as ever. So what does the rational man do?

...He fires his SOCOM from his holster up into the air to try and make the kids scramble off the goddess. Good thing he was able to procure another magazine. Through theft but let's not bring that part up.]


Alright kids, party's over.
the_whitequeen: (and dream of me)

action;

[personal profile] the_whitequeen 2012-04-12 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
Oh ... do please call me Lacus.

[ Unfortunately ... she knew well enough that she couldn't distract all of the children. There was simply too many, but she could distract a few of the younger ones.

She knelt on the ground, not caring about dirtying her dress and smiled to the children. ]


Hello, everyone ... my name is Lacus. I am very lonely today ... Who here wants to play tag with me?
yewbow: (In the land of Greek)

Action

[personal profile] yewbow 2012-04-12 08:41 am (UTC)(link)
[LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

Comedy gold, really. He's just going to laugh at the awesome sight. Oh, Caster you stud.]
heavenscorpse: (Ultimate One)

Action

[personal profile] heavenscorpse 2012-04-12 12:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[V/V is very disappointed in you.]

Stop that.
breatheinthefog: (...oh crap.)

[video]

[personal profile] breatheinthefog 2012-04-12 01:00 pm (UTC)(link)
...Weaponized mobs of children.
heavenscorpse: (Default)

[video]

[personal profile] heavenscorpse 2012-04-12 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't try it.
lostherstrings: (Reach Out)

[personal profile] lostherstrings 2012-04-12 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[To Edel, the mob of children tackling Tamamo is more unusual than someone with fox ears and a tail. Seeing that she could use some help dealing with the children, Edel calls out in hopes of distracting them.]

Hello, there! Would anyone like to listen to a story?
crouching_sin: (facepalm.jpg)

[Action]

[personal profile] crouching_sin 2012-04-12 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[... Oh now this is an amusing sight. But none of these idiots seem to know what the hell they're doing. So Naoya sighs, reaches into his jacket pockets, and pulls out some wrapped candies.]

They're both lying, children. They're actually over here.

[His tone of voice is rather gentle, actually. Shut up he's not a pedo he just has a sweet tooth.]
golden_witch: (032)

[personal profile] golden_witch 2012-04-12 05:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[Beatrice noticed the commotion from the other side of the street. If it were just Gilgamesh under attack, she could possibly laugh it off, but V/V was struggling and her beloved Tamamo was getting buried and so she had no choice. After a short stop at the candy store, she would stroll into the park with a grand bag of goodies.]

Oh, look at all these darling children! Look at what auntie witch has brought for yoooou~! There's plenty for everyone but you have to promise to be goooood~ ♥

[She might be a troll regularly, but she's a troll that's very good with small children. Let her work her magic, guys.]

Re: action;

[personal profile] tolettheworldbe 2012-04-12 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[This is Snake we're talking about. Does it look like he cares? Meanwhile he'll be holstering the weapon and extending a hand to the downed fox once he gets close enough.]
king_of_heroes: (ahaha.wav)

[personal profile] king_of_heroes 2012-04-12 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
No, no. She's perfectly fine. Children love animals, right?

[ Hey, she brought this on herself. Gil ain't gonna help anytime soon. ]
king_of_heroes: (bitches don't know bout my charisma)

Action

[personal profile] king_of_heroes 2012-04-12 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[ But V/V, this is hilarious. Gigglemesh is laughing his ass off too. ]

Why? It's only fair that she is tortured by the brats in return.
not_the_dreck: (...you did what?)

【 VIDEO 】

[personal profile] not_the_dreck 2012-04-12 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
...

[What...]

...the hell did I just watch?
king_of_heroes: (Default)

[video]

[personal profile] king_of_heroes 2012-04-12 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
An interesting concept. Most mongrels would be unable to inflict harm upon such cute horrors.
king_of_heroes: (Default)

[Action]

[personal profile] king_of_heroes 2012-04-12 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Careful there, Naoya. The eyes of a hawk ranger God Gilgamesh are upon you. He really wouldn't put anything past you at this point. ]
king_of_heroes: (the fuck is this shit)

[personal profile] king_of_heroes 2012-04-12 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Really, Beatrice. Really.

I mean, these kids are probably the most ungrateful bastards around. They will take the candy and run and blow bubbles and stick it in your hair and all this other vile terrible crap. Or not. Maybe they are actually angels. But still. ]

Don't tell me you actually just bought all of that for them.
heavenscorpse: (The Sky¸ It's Dark)

Action

[personal profile] heavenscorpse 2012-04-12 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
But it hurts. It shouldn't happen to anybody at all.
heavenscorpse: (Default)

【 VIDEO 】

[personal profile] heavenscorpse 2012-04-12 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Some people making it hard for me to take care of children.

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