tvk | fourth curse - pack mentality ☄ video; action

[ It's another beautiful spring day out in Prospero, and, you are treated to a kid's playground. But alas, where are the children? Won't anyone please think of the children? At least until a sing-songy, playful-yet-woefully-teasing voice beckons over the peaceful image on the feed: ]

--That's riiiiight! That blonde-haired, red-eyed man says he has candy, chocolate and ice cream in his pockets, and he said he won't share! My~, isn't that rude?!

[ The feed pans over to Gilgamesh, King of ~~Mongrels~~ Heroes, standing dumbfounded at the corner of the playground--WHEN SUDDENLY:

A mob of children make a mad dash for the blonde hero. ]

Zerrg ruuuuuush! Teeheehee~!

[ ...Oh joy. Gilgamesh was simply trying to enjoy a nice afternoon walk through the park because what else do kings do when they aren't trolling or working or anything else and besides he had been locked up inside a crappy jail cell for the past few days. BEING OUTSIDE WAS AMAZING TO HIM. So it kind of goes without saying that he wasn't really paying too much attention to his surroundings. You know, right until he hears the screams and laughter of an incoming ZERG children mob that promptly climb all over him attempting to pull on anything and everything in sight. ]

Gah! What the hell do you little brats think you're doing!? Get off of me this instant!

[ Why do people have to ruin people's days for no good reason? V/V comes running up after those kids. ]

Children! Please leave him alone, you shouldn't be rough with strangers!

[ And as an aside to the direction she thought Tamamo's voice came from: ]

That was mean.

[ The camera shakes with Tamamo laughing, the feed showing a displeased-looking V/V. ]

Niishiihii! A good king should show benevolence to his people, especially children, am I right--uuwahaugh!!--

[ Caster lets out a yelp, tossing the phone to the ground. V/V picks up the phone, dusting off the lens and continues filming, panning the camera over to Caster squatting on a large fence post with her own mob of children tormenting her. The kids can only resist ice cream and treats before their ~~pack mentality~~ childlike curiosity locks onto Caster's fox tail and ears, as there is a kid now pulling on her tail, while another one is tugging on her ears. ]

--Ow--Ouch! Children, tha--hyaaa!!----that's not a toy!!--NOO!! STOP DON'T LOOK UNDER THERE!!--

[ Caster cries out as one of the kids lifts up the front of her kimono flap, staring down between her legs....

Which, V/V pans the camera quickly to Gilgamesh.

Oh, but does that mean... Yes, good. There's only like three kids still on Gilgamesh--one on his shoulders, hooking his fingers into Gilgamesh's nostrils. Thankfully for Gilgamesh once most of the pack caught sight of FLUFFY TAIL AND EARS they rushed off to heckle the fox girl. The king wastes no time in dusting himself off before making a snide comment, still with dirty kid fingers plugged in his nostrils: ]

Yes, good! Play with the stupid fox girl, not me! She has the candy and treats!

...Ah, but what exactly are you doing with so many children, V/V?

I'm trying to look after them while the daycare manager is away, and that means not letting them just attack people.

Sorry, give me a moment.

[ She hands the phone to Gilgamesh and he brings it right back to the bedlam of Tamamo.

But alas, Tamamo is not there.

Where is she? Why is there a mob of children where Tamamo once stood? Where--ooh, wait, a hand emerges from the sea of children, quickly followed by Tamamo's head, taking a deep breath. Both of her ears are clutched by children and tugged rather painfully-looking. ]

I don't have any candy!! Seriously!! Geez!! Where would I even hide it with what I'm wearing?!?!

[ V/V's going to wade into the crowd of children, giving each one of them a Stern Look in turn.

The camera cuts out. ]

[[ OOC: Joint post between Tamamo, Gilgamesh, & V/V!! One, some, all may respond! Video or action tags are welcome! ♥ ]]

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[Beatrice noticed the commotion from the other side of the street. If it were just Gilgamesh under attack, she could possibly laugh it off, but V/V was struggling and her beloved Tamamo was getting buried and so she had no choice. After a short stop at the candy store, she would stroll into the park with a grand bag of goodies.]

Oh, look at all these darling children! Look at what auntie witch has brought for yoooou~! There's plenty for everyone but you have to promise to be goooood~ ♥

[She might be a troll regularly, but she's a troll that's very good with small children. Let her work her magic, guys.]

[ Really, Beatrice. Really.

I mean, these kids are probably the most ungrateful bastards around. They will take the candy and run and blow bubbles and stick it in your hair and all this other vile terrible crap. Or not. Maybe they are actually angels. But still. ]

Don't tell me you actually just bought all of that for them.

[ Caster grabs Gil's ankle, pulling herself out from that three foot mosh pit.

She looks pretty beat. ]

[It won't take long for these kids to be eating out of her hands, quite literally. Her sing-songy voice and hearty giggle will drag them away from her Tamamo and into a neat little line before her, each winding up with a treat and perhaps a silly little magic trick to amuse them. After a moment of this tactful appeasing, she'll respond to the line of questioning.]

I most certainly did.~ As soon as I mentioned that we could put the bill of the King Of Heroes' tab, the shop clerk was more than happy to give me all I wanted~!

[And then she'll glance to the ground.]

Oh, my poor, darling Tamamo. What have they done to you?

[ Yeeeah, just casually kicking the fox girl's hand away because hands off the merch, mongrel.

And you know. Gil was perfectly fine with watching Tamamo suffer. He was even fine with Beatrice apparently showering the kids in candy. That was until the tab bit came up.

Really. He looks like he's about to have an aneurysm. ]

YOU DID
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??

[ Oh she's hurting, but the opportunity to ~~troll Gil~~ praise the kids and lavish them with adoring gifts is something Tamamo cannot resist! Besides, they're laying off her tail and ears, so she is leaning over next to Beatrice, patting a child's head after the kid received goods and tricks all sponsored by some benevolent rich guy. ]

Quiet, Blondie. You'll upset them if you continue shouting so belligerently. Besides, if you keep your mouth agape with such foolishness for so long, a bat will fly into it and surely you'll choke and die!

...

Actually, you should do just that!

[She'll give an oh-so bubbly giggle at his outburst causing the mass of children to do the same.]

Uncle Blondie is so loud and silly, hm~? Maybe he'd like a treat, too?

[She'll take Tamamo's warning to heart and fill his gaping trap with a cute lollipop.]

What do you think, Tamamo, should we give him a trick as well~?

[ Just so you two know. He hates you both. So much. Right now. Not even going to bother hiding it on his face. ]

Try anything and I'll make sure you both live to regret it.

I'll be taking my leave now.

[ ...He'll keep the lollipop though because fuck it. ]

[ It's a dangerous thing to show your backside to the Caster, King of Heroes. Though Caster classes generally pride themselves on their mighty intellect, massive amounts of magic and mana to obliterate and outwit their opponents, showing such a vital weak point is never a good idea to your enemy. ]

Ho~ryah!

[ SURPRISE, GIL. SUDDENLY YOU HAVE 120 LBS OF WEIGHT ON YOUR SHOULDERS WHILE ENVELOPED IN DARKNESS. Tamamo's legs wrap around Gil's head and she squeezes to maintain balance on top of the King of Pillars, effectively crushing/suffocating him between her thighs. The front flap of her kimono covers his face and Tamamo digs her hands into scruffs of Gil's hair. ]

Everyone, quick! Fox-pile on Blondie!

[ ...

Considering how much fun it looks, the children of course are excited...

Zerg rush, part 2....

In 3... 2... 1... ]

[Oh, I'm sorry, Gil, what was that look of hate on your face just now? Perhaps if you'd have been nicer, Beatrice would have been able to rescue you from this. The children will collectively look her way before pouncing on the fox-covered king. Had she but shook her head, they would have halted, but she just didn't appreciate that look. She'd wave her hand with a slight tilt of her head.]

Be my guest.~ ♥

[ It's too late. He doesn't even have enough time to properly react to the stupid fox girl clinging to his head. Much less the children piling on him once again, pulling at his clothes, pinching at whatever they can. Some every attempting to climb on top of Tamamo!

This lasts for all of a minute before Gil has had enough and summons up the legendary strength of the Sumerian kings to pick himself up, despite the children and stupid fox girl still clinging to him. He'll slowly stomp his way over to the witch and...

Yes. He totally just pounced her. With children and one Caster servant on top of him. HAVE FUN WITH THAT, STUPID WITCH. ]

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