Video 1: Deep Fried with Brown Confusion Sauce . . . . . . . $7.99

[nomammano.livejournal.com]

[The screen turns on to the image of a young woman, Miki, holding the phone somewhat too close to her face. She looks momentarily shocked as she pulls it away.]

So I guess this is a phone. Um, whoever this is on the other end I didn't steal your friend's phone. I found it on the ground next to me when I woke up.

[Miki's expression goes blank.]

Why I am here anyway? Am I in Osaka? I can see the ocean. I guess my mother really did manage to mail me off somewhere...

Comments

[video]

[protects-soccer.livejournal.com]

You're in Prospero, in America.

Re: [video]

[nomammano.livejournal.com]

I can't be in America! How am I going to get home?! I have to work today!

[video]

[protects-soccer.livejournal.com]

I don't really know how to get back to Japan, but we can look for a way together!

Re: [video]

[nomammano.livejournal.com]

Sure!

...


I don't actually know where I am though.

[video]

[protects-soccer.livejournal.com]

Maybe you can ask for a map！

[greyerrant.livejournal.com]

Where is Osaka?

[nomammano.livejournal.com]

It's south of my home.

[greyerrant.livejournal.com]

I see! And where is that?

[nomammano.livejournal.com]

Hinamimachi, it's not a very big city kind of out in the middle of nowhere.

[greyerrant.livejournal.com]

In that regard, much like this place. [ he sounds slightly amused. ] My name is Garviel Loken.

[Video]

[magic-tea-party.livejournal.com]

Why would your mama mail you off?

[Maria always picks the weirdest things to make conversations out of, obviously.]

Re: [Video]

[nomammano.livejournal.com]

Well I tend to get on her nerves a bit, so she occasionally screams it at me when she's mad.

[magic-tea-party.livejournal.com]

Uu, Maria doesn't think she would actually mail you anyone. Sometimes when mamas get mad, they say things they don't really mean. Mama says lots of mean things when Maria messes up, but she knows Mama doesn't ever really mean them.

[nomammano.livejournal.com]

Yeah. My mom does love me, but raising me alone and running a restaurant put a lot of stress on her.

Without her I wouldn't be as tough as I am though.

[magic-tea-party.livejournal.com]

Exactly! Mamas try really hard to help raise us because we have no papas! Just want the best for us, uu!

[Video]

[babel_hacker]

You're in Prospero, America, and I really hope your mother didn't mailed you here.

Re: [Video]

[nomammano.livejournal.com]

I don't think she could afford to mail me to America. Maybe she saved up her sake money for this.

[Video]

[babel_hacker]

Would she really do that?

Re: [Video]

[nomammano.livejournal.com]

Most of the time she just hits me.

[Video]

[babel_hacker]

...Isn't that a bad thing?

[skaldssong.livejournal.com]

If you define how you got the phone as "stealing", then everyone else on the line here is a thief too. Just try not to worry where the phone came from and enjoy the convenience.

[Because "sure, why not?" is the best way to deal with Prospero~]

[nomammano.livejournal.com]

WHAT??

Well I just found this, but if you everyone I'm talking to stole their phone, it's gonna be a busy day dispensing justice.

Don't move.

[skaldssong.livejournal.com]

That's kind of what I was trying to imply. That we all found them, ourselves. The phones seem pretty standard issue here!

You might have more free time on your schedule for today than you think!

[nomammano.livejournal.com]

Well it's good you're not a thief then. Or that I won'
t have to give this back. I've never owned a phone before.

[skaldssong.livejournal.com]

Me either. Not before this, anyway. I still can't get over how useful this thing is.

...Oh! In case you didn't get your question answered yet; you're in America. On an island no one but the natives have ever heard of before. It's weird, and I hope you have a high tolerance for weird.