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[nomammano.livejournal.com]

[The screen turns on to the image of a young woman, Miki, holding the phone somewhat too close to her face. She looks momentarily shocked as she pulls it away.]

So I guess this is a phone. Um, whoever this is on the other end I didn't steal your friend's phone. I found it on the ground next to me when I woke up.

[Miki's expression goes blank.]

Why I am here anyway? Am I in Osaka? I can see the ocean. I guess my mother really did manage to mail me off somewhere...

Comments

[nomammano.livejournal.com]

WHAT??

Well I just found this, but if you everyone I'm talking to stole their phone, it's gonna be a busy day dispensing justice.

Don't move.

[skaldssong.livejournal.com]

That's kind of what I was trying to imply. That we all found them, ourselves. The phones seem pretty standard issue here!

You might have more free time on your schedule for today than you think!

[nomammano.livejournal.com]

Well it's good you're not a thief then. Or that I won'
t have to give this back. I've never owned a phone before.

[skaldssong.livejournal.com]

Me either. Not before this, anyway. I still can't get over how useful this thing is.

...Oh! In case you didn't get your question answered yet; you're in America. On an island no one but the natives have ever heard of before. It's weird, and I hope you have a high tolerance for weird.

[nomammano.livejournal.com]

So no one knows that this place exits but the people here?

[skaldssong.livejournal.com]

Aaaaaand I could have probably phrased better! A lot better!

Uh, think of it this way. Noone on this phone network knew the place existed before now. As in, even the ones who knew their way around a world map went, "woah, what's this place doing here that ain't right."

[nomammano.livejournal.com]

A mystery island? Like one of those magic buildings on TV that appears and everyone who goes in it end up getting eaten or turned into a creepy doll.

[skaldssong.livejournal.com]

...Huh? TV?

I guess that's close enough. Noone's been eaten or made into a doll yet, though. There's just some unpleasant stuff that happens during the night.

[nomammano.livejournal.com]

Isn't that normal for America?

[skaldssong.livejournal.com]

I honestly, really wouldn't know.

Want me to explain it and look a bit like a crazy person, or do ya wanna just see what I mean for yourself?

[nomammano.livejournal.com]

Showing is always better than telling!

[skaldssong.livejournal.com]

Can't argue that!

Just try to stay safe. If you don't have a weapon, you may want one. And for my third cryptic statement... let's go with "you'll know what I was talking about when it happens!"

[nomammano.livejournal.com]

Well if anyone messes with me they'll wish they had a weapon. If anything crazy happens though I'll keep you in mind!

[skaldssong.livejournal.com]

Now I'm afraid I'm going to have weird things associated with me... oh well!

The name's Devola, by the way. Nice ta meetcha, miss.

[nomammano.livejournal.com]

Onimaru Miki! Nice to meet you too!