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[king_of_heroes]

[ Today, there's an awfully familiar voice suddenly being broadcast over the network. One that has been absent for a little over a month now. ]

Hey, you false gods. It's rather rude to throw out a guest just after you've returned something that was rightfully his to begin with.

[ Then the video feed clicks on, and anyone watching is met with those crimson eyes, oddly enough filled with amusement despite his less than friendly sounding tone. It seems like he's sitting on a throne... but the sky is all around him? What the hell is going on here? ]

It's a good thing I was able to hide it away from these mongrels before my sudden departure. I'm sure you filthy animals would have loved to get your unworthy paws all over my treasure. Just the thought of it makes me want to vomit.

[ Yes, he's gloating. And now showing off as much of his super awesome ancient airship as he can. Granted, it's also dripping wet and covered in various sea-life at the moment. But he'll have it cleaned. Eventually. ]

Anyway. I'll require information about all that has taken place since my departure.

Comments

[video]

[croibhristeoir]

...

This has got to be a joke.

[king_of_heroes]

No, it's really not.

[croibhristeoir]

Then I should at least say 'welcome back', as starting an argument with you on your return seems in poor taste.

[king_of_heroes]

It's also pointless, isn't it? After all, I'm always right.

[ Gil... ]

[Video]

[heavenscorpse]

You're late.

[king_of_heroes]

I wasn't aware I was being timed.

[heavenscorpse]

I've been here for almost two weeks without my family, I was lonely.

[king_of_heroes]

Your fam--

Wait, does that mean that...?

[video]

[hellburner]

SON OF A BITCH, THAT WAS IN MY OCEAN THIS WHOLE TIME?!

[king_of_heroes]

This is only a testament to how poor of a pirate you really are.

Then again, it's not like you would know how to pilot the thing if you did uncover it. Only I know how it's powered.

[hellburner]

Oh, I'd light off a load of fireworks underneath it and see if it stayed in the air after getting launched.

[king_of_heroes]

I'm pretty sure that wouldn't so much as dent it. What the hell do you think this is, some shitty pirate ship?

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[ex_cashcow493]

Hm? You have made a return too?

[ And with that flashy thing? Where's her beloved knight when she needs him?

Also yes, she's in jammies with a giant golden bowl of ice cream in her lap all up in his condo. There went LIVING THE DREAM. ]

[king_of_heroes]

[ gurl what are you doing. ]

Arturia. I see you've degraded yourself to the status of a small rodent.

[ex_cashcow493]

[ Keeping her lions company... ]

Ironic coming from a golden rat himself, no?

[king_of_heroes]

[ Some day he will be forced to play Pokemon... some day. ]

At the very least, I expect you to have taken proper care of the young ones during my absence.

[video]

[needsteaplz]

[slow clap.gif with a straight faced Saori.]

Why am I not surprised you chose a flashy entry. Now all that was needed was a rose background and sparkles.

[king_of_heroes]

Please. I'm not the main character of one of those cartoons. The idea is revolting.

[ Is this fourth wall breaking? Who cares. ]

But it is nice to see someone with at least a little competence still remains on this island.

[needsteaplz]

[She mutters something under her breath.]

Could've fooled me.

[She cracks a smile though.]

Yep, I'm still here. Things have been going strange lately. Have the others informed you yet?

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[stagecontroller]

Welcome back, King of Heroes.

[king_of_heroes]

Ah, it's good to see they didn't get rid of all the entertaining guests of this island. Thank you, Master of Playwrights.

[stagecontroller]

I am truly flattered. [ A chuckle. ] Have someone informed you about the recent changes?

[Video]

[soulsborderline]

Great.

[king_of_heroes]

Yes, I am great. Thank you for noticing.

[soulsborderline]

If you're so great why are you stuck back here again?