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tvk2012-08-04 03:36 pm
king_of_heroes) wrote in tvk2012-08-04 03:36 pm
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[ Today, there's an awfully familiar voice suddenly being broadcast over the network. One that has been absent for a little over a month now. ]
Hey, you false gods. It's rather rude to throw out a guest just after you've returned something that was rightfully his to begin with.
[ Then the video feed clicks on, and anyone watching is met with those crimson eyes, oddly enough filled with amusement despite his less than friendly sounding tone. It seems like he's sitting on a throne... but the sky is all around him? What the hell is going on here? ]
It's a good thing I was able to hide it away from these mongrels before my sudden departure. I'm sure you filthy animals would have loved to get your unworthy paws all over my treasure. Just the thought of it makes me want to vomit.
[ Yes, he's gloating. And now showing off as much of his super awesome ancient airship as he can. Granted, it's also dripping wet and covered in various sea-life at the moment. But he'll have it cleaned. Eventually. ]
Anyway. I'll require information about all that has taken place since my departure.
Hey, you false gods. It's rather rude to throw out a guest just after you've returned something that was rightfully his to begin with.
[ Then the video feed clicks on, and anyone watching is met with those crimson eyes, oddly enough filled with amusement despite his less than friendly sounding tone. It seems like he's sitting on a throne... but the sky is all around him? What the hell is going on here? ]
It's a good thing I was able to hide it away from these mongrels before my sudden departure. I'm sure you filthy animals would have loved to get your unworthy paws all over my treasure. Just the thought of it makes me want to vomit.
[ Yes, he's gloating. And now showing off as much of his super awesome ancient airship as he can. Granted, it's also dripping wet and covered in various sea-life at the moment. But he'll have it cleaned. Eventually. ]
Anyway. I'll require information about all that has taken place since my departure.
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Arturia. I see you've degraded yourself to the status of a small rodent.
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Ironic coming from a golden rat himself, no?
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At the very least, I expect you to have taken proper care of the young ones during my absence.
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Yes, that is why I am here. [ She much rather be with Diarmuid, but that's selfish. ] Although with your return, it seems I will have to take up residence elsewhere.
[ She frowns. ]
I suppose with the aid of others posing as my parents, I might be able to own property of my own.
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Why in the world would a king need the help of two mongrels pos--
[ You know, he's only just now noticing how ridiculously young she looks. Especially in pajamas. ]
How humiliating.
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I concur. After holding three jobs at one point, you think me responsible enough to own land, but no. These fools think otherwise.
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I take it you already have two stand-ins, then?
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It matters not. Perhaps I can accept the role of a maiden and allow someone else to handle the matter related to lodgings. [ Tacking on: ] A knight should not concern themselves with a roof over their head when there are many without one.
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Really, now. The great King of Knights is going to lower herself to living on the streets? What of that crummy hotel?
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[ She just wanted to buy the house because she's the one with the pants, damn it. ]
Not every one of us cheats and forces the world to give riches unto us!
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Or try to anyway.]It's hardly cheating or forcing the world to do anything. It's simply the gift of the Gods.
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[ A scoff. It's in poor taste for a king like herself to be so poor now, but to show envy over what he has? No, she can't. ]
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[ She's jelly and he can totally tell. He can't not rub it in, okay. ]
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So what will you do now that you have made your return?
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I haven't decided yet. I've been informed the bookstore is in... capable hands. And I have no desire to return to such a boring place anyways. Perhaps it is time for me to expand my influence on the world.
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[ And leave her to wonder what exactly that is because that's half the fun! ]
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[ She's assuming jail already. ]