[Video]

[scorpiospider]

[As the video came on, there was a flash of red and a thump] Damn, missed. [Another flash of red, then Vriska picked up the phone, looking at it with a grumpy face] You know, you turn on and start recording me at the dumbest of times. [She grumbled, throwing something with her other hand. Something that made a splut and a screech of tires and made her grin] Ha! Direct hit. Hey, let's play a game. You find me, you can make me stop. But I bet you can't fiiiiiiiind me!

Comments

[Action]

[scorpiospider]

Then you're missing out. You could love the most expensive thing on this menu and you'd never know because you have to "live within your means." [She squeezed his hand] Pleeeeeeeease?

[Action]

[unknownrival]

...just this once.

[Action]

[scorpiospider]

[Vriska grinned, and proceeded to order the most expensive thing on the menu. Then she looked at Issei, looking a little unsure]

[Action]

[unknownrival]

I'll just mooch off of you, I don't need to order anything.

[Action]

[scorpiospider]

Huh? I-I wasn't worried about you. [Vriska pulled a face, trying to hide that she was worried about something]

[Action]

[unknownrival]

Well, what are you worried about?

[Action]

[scorpiospider]

Nothing.

[Liar. Vriska you are a liar with a hand tightly gripping his]

[Action]

[unknownrival]

To be honest, you're not lying well...

[Action]

[scorpiospider]

That's because it's none of your business. [Scowl]

[Action]

[unknownrival]

You won't even tell your auspitice?

[Action]

[scorpiospider]

You're not my moirail.

... but you are different than an auspitice. This won't last.

[Action]

[unknownrival]

We could make it work.

[Action]

[scorpiospider]

What? What are we making work? You've turned me into some kind of weird troll-human thing that doesn't want you to leave. People just keep leaving. Kanaya, Feferi... hell, even Eridan and Tavros in a way. I'm tired of it and I'm tired of feeling this way. This weird auspitice but not feeling. I just want to be a troll again.

[Action]

[unknownrival]

I don't know if trolls are meant to interact with humans without changing at all. The same with humans and trolls.

[Action]

[scorpiospider]

I don't like it. I don't see how it benefits me and... well, I don't like it. I want it to be normal and have you in a normal quadrant.

[Action]

[unknownrival]

I don't think I can manage that.

[Action]

[scorpiospider]

Then what can you do? Huh?

[Action]

[unknownrival]

Nothing.

[Action]

[scorpiospider]

Really? That's your answer? Nothing? So you've done nothing for me this entire time?

[Action]

[unknownrival]

I don't know how to be a troll.

[Action]

[scorpiospider]

No. You don't. And you're making me into something else by being this weird... moirail-auspitice mix.

[Action]

[unknownrival]

So what do you want to do?

[Action]

[scorpiospider]

Hurt something. I want to throw things and kill all the Shadows and- make the world make sense again.

[Action]

[unknownrival]

That won't work in the long run, unfortunately.

[Action]

[scorpiospider]

[Vriska opened her mouth, about ready to fire back at him, then looked away] ... you're not supposed to be right.