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tvk2011-09-04 08:48 pm
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Dear Die-Ary #3 - Voice - Johnny C.
[Well, Johnny is in a peppy mood today. Or as peppy as he can be. So he'll actually bother to use the voice function on the device today.]
You know, all things considered, this town isn't as bad as the one I left. Don't get me wrong, from I shithole I came and apparently in a shithole I remain, but at least the feces and waste that is mankind isn't piled as high in this place. A guy bumped into me on the street and actually asked if I was okay. It was nice. So I did what any grateful person would and followed him home but only left a dead cat in his mailbox. I thought about throwing it in the treehouse he had for his kids, but I saw a couple squirrels in the backyard and I was afraid they'd see. Works just as well, I think. I mean he's either going to find the cat soon, or have just the most awkward goddamn conversation with his mailman.
Oh yeah. Considering a trend I've noticed, got a question for you people:
So. Who else here is actually dead?
You know, all things considered, this town isn't as bad as the one I left. Don't get me wrong, from I shithole I came and apparently in a shithole I remain, but at least the feces and waste that is mankind isn't piled as high in this place. A guy bumped into me on the street and actually asked if I was okay. It was nice. So I did what any grateful person would and followed him home but only left a dead cat in his mailbox. I thought about throwing it in the treehouse he had for his kids, but I saw a couple squirrels in the backyard and I was afraid they'd see. Works just as well, I think. I mean he's either going to find the cat soon, or have just the most awkward goddamn conversation with his mailman.
Oh yeah. Considering a trend I've noticed, got a question for you people:
So. Who else here is actually dead?
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I guess I was partially joking. I didn't think there were that many people here who had actually died but I guess it makes sense. I'm still not sure if this is Hell or what the fuck ever or what.
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Although to be honest, I'm not super upset about being here. After all, if I stayed any longer, I would've had my soul eaten by whatever killed me. I wouldn't be so quick to calling this hello. It could just be a collective afterlife...unless there's some kind of judgement waiting for us in the future.
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...I can understand that.
If they're going to judge me, they should be coming to an answer soon. It shouldn't take this goddamn long for them to decide something in my case.
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Who knows. Maybe they're just drawing things out to watch how we react. I won't ask what you've done, but I know I deserve some punishment.
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Maybe. It could be some form of limbo, I guess. Though I'm surprised there's so many nice people on the streets here. Unless that's part of the test somehow.
Hiding our sins from each other is fine with me. I don't particularly care.