Chapter 03 ~ Video

[best-king.livejournal.com]

[The screen flickers on, and those watching will see a face they are certainly unfamiliar with. Why? Because this is the face of a young lion cub, curiously inspecting the device! You may see a paw flop against the screen shorting before it actually attempts licking it. Only then can a familiar voice be heard from the background.]

Oi, Enkidu. Have you seen my-- Damn it! That's mine, you infernal furball!

[Yes. Gilgamesh is actually attempting to wrestle his phone back from the lion cub. Of course, it think's  he's trying to play so viewers will have fun watching this little scruffle. But alas, Gilgamesh IS king and he eventually obtains the device, shooting a glare to the screen.]

Saber, where the hell are you? Come pick up your pet. It keeps trying to eat my phone.

[Note: Enkidu will totally be threadjacking some of these threads since, you know. Heterosexual life partner and all.]

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[soulsborderline.livejournal.com]

Is that a lion?!

[best-king.livejournal.com]

No, it's a seven headed beast from hell.

[Oh, Gil. Your sarcasm is as terrible as ever. Also nevermind that the lion is STILL trying to get at the phone.]

[soulsborderline.livejournal.com]

Where in hell did you get a lion?! That's a wild animal, and also endangered!

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[ex_cashcow493]

[ He can't be serious, can he? She's torn between smiling because AWWW A LION and scowling because ARCHER ACTUALLY KEPT HIS PROMISE. ]

A-Archer?

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[croibhristeoir]

...Archer.

What. [Just what.]

[best-king.livejournal.com]

Can't you use your brain, child? I am the King of Heroes, anything is possible for me. There was a vast plain with plenty of the creatures just lazing about. I fed it, got it's trust, and it willingly followed me back to my plane.

[soulsborderline.livejournal.com]

You are telling me that you went to Africa.

Found a lion cub - never mind where its mother or the rest of its family was, or how rare the stupid things are in the first place.

Got this wild, meat-eating predator to "trust" you and docilely follow you around like a common house cat.

And you got it all the way from Kenya or wherever back to America with no issues raised from customs, no problems with its health, and no instances of it biting your hand off?

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[best-bro.livejournal.com]

Arturia of Pendragon.

[ Wait this isn't Gil. Where'd the lion cub go? Where'd Gil go? Enkidu nods. ]

My brother is in the bathroom. You will wait, will you?

[best-king.livejournal.com]

[Casual shrug like a boss.]

I made a promise to Saber. I wasn't going to lie to her and break it.

[croibhristeoir]

Am I the only one that cares about even attempting to be inconspicuous here?

[best-bro.livejournal.com]

[ Gil leaves the screen and the camera is focused on the ceiling. Enkidu picks it up, angling it over his head and onto his sitting position on the floor. He has the lion cub in his lap. It's currently nipping at his fingers. ]

Child of Evangelion. Do lion cubs drink milk?

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[ex_cashcow493]

[ A solemn nod. Enkidu hardly deserves her coldness, but has yet to earn the softness she shows Shirou and Lancer. ]

He is uninjured, right? [ A hint of concern. ]

... so he has kept his word. This is hardly surprising.

[soulsborderline.livejournal.com]

Uh..h-how should I know! I guess it depends on how old it is...

[best-bro.livejournal.com]

It keeps biting my fingers. Does it hunger for its mother's milk?

...

[ Glaring at Asuka through the video screen. ]

[soulsborderline.livejournal.com]

W-what's that look for? I don't know! Try giving it some milk, then try giving it some meat! Jeez, men are hopeless...

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[best-bro.livejournal.com]

Yes, he is unharmed... He did eat a lot of meat, however. Uncooked. With the cub.

[ Looking over his shoulder toward the closed bathroom. He then looks around, then draws the phone closer to him, now speaking in a hushed tone. ]

...Brother would slay me if he found out I told you, but he seems to have taken a liking to this lion. He was trying to teach it earlier how to roar.

[best-bro.livejournal.com]

I cannot bear milk for young. You, however...

[ He doesn't seem to be joking. ]

1/let's say 5

[soulsborderline.livejournal.com]

What the hell are you--

[best-king.livejournal.com]

Do you actually enjoy living as a normal mongrel? I can't stand the thought. That is why I will do all I want, even in this limited form.

2/5

[soulsborderline.livejournal.com]

3/5

[soulsborderline.livejournal.com]

4/5

[soulsborderline.livejournal.com]

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[ex_cashcow493]

.. uncooked meat? Is he touched in the head?

[ Dumb question of the year. His latter statement leaves her in quite the spot, thinking it over. If she showed up to claim something he had grown fond of, would he grow to resent her? Not that she cares for Gilgamesh's hatred, but if the cub was fond of him just as well. ]

Should I feign as though I never got this message then..? [ Hesitant. ]

[croibhristeoir]

It's hardly anything to complain about, at least.

5/5 I'm not sorry

[soulsborderline.livejournal.com]

WHAT IN THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU!

Jesus Christ, get some milk from the store you PERVERT!