Chapter 03 ~ Video

[best-king.livejournal.com]

[The screen flickers on, and those watching will see a face they are certainly unfamiliar with. Why? Because this is the face of a young lion cub, curiously inspecting the device! You may see a paw flop against the screen shorting before it actually attempts licking it. Only then can a familiar voice be heard from the background.]

Oi, Enkidu. Have you seen my-- Damn it! That's mine, you infernal furball!

[Yes. Gilgamesh is actually attempting to wrestle his phone back from the lion cub. Of course, it think's  he's trying to play so viewers will have fun watching this little scruffle. But alas, Gilgamesh IS king and he eventually obtains the device, shooting a glare to the screen.]

Saber, where the hell are you? Come pick up your pet. It keeps trying to eat my phone.

[Note: Enkidu will totally be threadjacking some of these threads since, you know. Heterosexual life partner and all.]

Comments

[soulsborderline.livejournal.com]

Uh..h-how should I know! I guess it depends on how old it is...

[best-bro.livejournal.com]

It keeps biting my fingers. Does it hunger for its mother's milk?

...

[ Glaring at Asuka through the video screen. ]

[soulsborderline.livejournal.com]

W-what's that look for? I don't know! Try giving it some milk, then try giving it some meat! Jeez, men are hopeless...

[best-bro.livejournal.com]

I cannot bear milk for young. You, however...

[ He doesn't seem to be joking. ]

1/let's say 5

[soulsborderline.livejournal.com]

What the hell are you--

2/5

[soulsborderline.livejournal.com]

3/5

[soulsborderline.livejournal.com]

4/5

[soulsborderline.livejournal.com]

5/5 I'm not sorry

[soulsborderline.livejournal.com]

WHAT IN THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU!

Jesus Christ, get some milk from the store you PERVERT!

[best-king.livejournal.com]

[And suddenly a loud voice from the bathroom.]

Enkidu, what the hell are you thinking? She's only human. As amusing of a thought as it is, would you want the cub to bite her breast off? They do sell milk. Didn't I already teach you about the mongrel stores?

[best-bro.livejournal.com]

Oh. Oh.

[ Well, it looks like he gets it. Except... ]

Where is such a place that sells milk?

[soulsborderline.livejournal.com]

You are both idiots! I'm hanging up now! I hope that lion bites off something important!

[best-bro.livejournal.com]

Asuka. My brother tells me I'm to meet you this weekend and to do whatever you ask for. He said it was an arrangement. I cannot besmirch his name. What will we be doing?

[soulsborderline.livejournal.com]

This is not the right time! This is the opposite of the right time! I'll call you back if and when I forget this conversation ever happened!

*click*