Chapter 03 ~ Video

[best-king.livejournal.com]

[The screen flickers on, and those watching will see a face they are certainly unfamiliar with. Why? Because this is the face of a young lion cub, curiously inspecting the device! You may see a paw flop against the screen shorting before it actually attempts licking it. Only then can a familiar voice be heard from the background.]

Oi, Enkidu. Have you seen my-- Damn it! That's mine, you infernal furball!

[Yes. Gilgamesh is actually attempting to wrestle his phone back from the lion cub. Of course, it think's  he's trying to play so viewers will have fun watching this little scruffle. But alas, Gilgamesh IS king and he eventually obtains the device, shooting a glare to the screen.]

Saber, where the hell are you? Come pick up your pet. It keeps trying to eat my phone.

[Note: Enkidu will totally be threadjacking some of these threads since, you know. Heterosexual life partner and all.]

Comments

[soulsborderline.livejournal.com]

Is that a lion?!

[best-king.livejournal.com]

No, it's a seven headed beast from hell.

[Oh, Gil. Your sarcasm is as terrible as ever. Also nevermind that the lion is STILL trying to get at the phone.]

[soulsborderline.livejournal.com]

Where in hell did you get a lion?! That's a wild animal, and also endangered!

[best-king.livejournal.com]

Can't you use your brain, child? I am the King of Heroes, anything is possible for me. There was a vast plain with plenty of the creatures just lazing about. I fed it, got it's trust, and it willingly followed me back to my plane.

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[ex_cashcow493]

[ He can't be serious, can he? She's torn between smiling because AWWW A LION and scowling because ARCHER ACTUALLY KEPT HIS PROMISE. ]

A-Archer?

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[best-bro.livejournal.com]

Arturia of Pendragon.

[ Wait this isn't Gil. Where'd the lion cub go? Where'd Gil go? Enkidu nods. ]

My brother is in the bathroom. You will wait, will you?

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[ex_cashcow493]

[ A solemn nod. Enkidu hardly deserves her coldness, but has yet to earn the softness she shows Shirou and Lancer. ]

He is uninjured, right? [ A hint of concern. ]

... so he has kept his word. This is hardly surprising.

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[croibhristeoir]

...Archer.

What. [Just what.]

[best-king.livejournal.com]

[Casual shrug like a boss.]

I made a promise to Saber. I wasn't going to lie to her and break it.

[croibhristeoir]

Am I the only one that cares about even attempting to be inconspicuous here?

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[needsteaplz.livejournal.com]

[Saori can't help but laugh a little from the scuffle.But in all seriousness though...]

Wait, that lion cub is a pet? You might want to be careful with having it around in public. Lions, cubs or adults, are illegal to keep as pets.

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[best-king.livejournal.com]

Tsk, tsk. Nothing is illegal when you're a king. Doubly so when you have enough money to keep whatever mouths shut.

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[needsteaplz.livejournal.com]

It is when you're in a place where you're not king, though. Then again, I'd argue no one is above the law but I'm not lawyer.

Anyways, you might want to look into food geared towards growing cats. They can't drink regular milk we can.

[She's mostly basing this on her experience with owning a cat, but house cats and lions aren't exactly the same thing.]

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[skaldssong.livejournal.com]

Hey, put the big kitty back on the phone! I think we were about to reach a breakthrough in inter-species communication before you mucked everything up.

[best-king.livejournal.com]

[Just this face, forever.]

I hope you're kidding. There's no way a mere human could ever hope to communicate with a future king.

[skaldssong.livejournal.com]

Drat. You caught on pretty fast.

I've never seen anything quite like that, actually. It's cute, what is it?

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[witchless.livejournal.com]

[She looks surprised]

... A lion cub?

[best-king.livejournal.com]

Of course. This is what Saber seems to be obsessed with. She challenged me, and I delivered, just like a good king should.

[witchless.livejournal.com]

Challenge you to find one?

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[a-mans-job.livejournal.com]

Is that a normal pet around here?

[best-king.livejournal.com]

No, I'm afraid the 'normal' pet around here seems to be those Persona things everyone keeps getting. [No hint of jealousy in his voice. Nope.] I had to travel across the vast ocean to capture this little thing.

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[a-mans-job.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't call those things pets.

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[a-mans-job.livejournal.com]

[...Wait.]

You went to Africa?

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[naildelay.livejournal.com]

No, Simba. Do the city a favor and get it back. It's delicious, I promise.

[best-king.livejournal.com]

Very funny, Blondie.