Chapter 03 ~ Video

[best-king.livejournal.com]

[The screen flickers on, and those watching will see a face they are certainly unfamiliar with. Why? Because this is the face of a young lion cub, curiously inspecting the device! You may see a paw flop against the screen shorting before it actually attempts licking it. Only then can a familiar voice be heard from the background.]

Oi, Enkidu. Have you seen my-- Damn it! That's mine, you infernal furball!

[Yes. Gilgamesh is actually attempting to wrestle his phone back from the lion cub. Of course, it think's  he's trying to play so viewers will have fun watching this little scruffle. But alas, Gilgamesh IS king and he eventually obtains the device, shooting a glare to the screen.]

Saber, where the hell are you? Come pick up your pet. It keeps trying to eat my phone.

[Note: Enkidu will totally be threadjacking some of these threads since, you know. Heterosexual life partner and all.]

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[needsteaplz.livejournal.com]

[Saori can't help but laugh a little from the scuffle.But in all seriousness though...]

Wait, that lion cub is a pet? You might want to be careful with having it around in public. Lions, cubs or adults, are illegal to keep as pets.

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[best-king.livejournal.com]

Tsk, tsk. Nothing is illegal when you're a king. Doubly so when you have enough money to keep whatever mouths shut.

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[needsteaplz.livejournal.com]

It is when you're in a place where you're not king, though. Then again, I'd argue no one is above the law but I'm not lawyer.

Anyways, you might want to look into food geared towards growing cats. They can't drink regular milk we can.

[She's mostly basing this on her experience with owning a cat, but house cats and lions aren't exactly the same thing.]

[best-king.livejournal.com]

I'm not a mere child with it's first pet, you know. I've taken care of many beasts during my reign. And worry not, I'll be sure to instruct Saber to feed him only the finest of raw meats. ...I ponder if this island even has any wildlife behind that which lurks during the dark hour.

[needsteaplz.livejournal.com]

My apologies, I had no idea you has such experience. I'm afraid this place might not have such wildlife that could sustain a growing cub. You might be able to get whole animals I'd you know the right people.

And forgive me for not introducing myself. My name is Saori.

[best-king.livejournal.com]

[An all too casual shrug. Really, he's too relaxed about everything.]

An easy solution would simply be to fly such wildlife in. It's not as if I don't have the money to spare.

As for myself, I am Gilgamesh, the King of Heroes.