Video; First Punch

[ultimatetrap.livejournal.com]

Who's on top?! This guy, right here!

[Ranma, dashing along the top of a fence, laughed happily before bounding out onto the pavement. With ease, he crawled up onto a small restaurant's rooftop even while holding his little cell phone, his obnoxious laugh continuing the whole way.]

I win, I win! R--A--N--

[Suddenly, the feed overturns and Ranma's gallant display ends abruptly--as he lands in a dumpster after trying to jump to the next building upon forgetting that he can't jump several stories with ease anymore.] Shit, I forgot--!

[The feed cuts out there, as if to end the obnoxious punchline.]

Comments

[Video]

[unknownrival.livejournal.com]

Are you all right?

[Video]

[ultimatetrap.livejournal.com]

[Ranma, with acrobatic prowess that would put Olympians to shame, jumped out of the dumpster and huffed, flipping open his phone.]

Sure am! Happiest day of my life, pal!

[Video]

[unknownrival.livejournal.com]

Congratulations. I think.

[Video]

[ultimatetrap.livejournal.com]

[He's dancing in traffic, essentially, until he finally breaks past and runs for a chinese restaurant he remembered seeing earlier.]

Thanks, pal! I deserve it!

[Video]

[unknownrival.livejournal.com]

May I ask what happened?

Also, that's illegal, what you just did. We have traffic laws here.

[Video]

[ultimatetrap.livejournal.com]

None of your business~!

[As Ranma finally reached the sidewalk again, he hugged a random pedestrian who gave him a solemn and irritated look before he continued skipping, cell phone in hand.]

Also, it ain't your problem, poindexter!

[Video]

[unknownrival.livejournal.com]

I never-! Who do you think you are, calling me that when I'm only trying to be nice?!

[Relatively good mood is gone.]

[Video]

[ultimatetrap.livejournal.com]

Don't be a stick in the mud, dummy!

[Grinning, Ranma slid his way into the chinese restaurant he was looking for, sliding into a stool.]

The only way you could be nice is by congratulatin' me and beggin' to bask in my radiance!

[Video]

[unknownrival.livejournal.com]

You ass, I'd rather do almost anything else...

[Video]

[ultimatetrap.livejournal.com]

Then, I guess you ain't even tryin' to be nice, man!

[Video]

[unknownrival.livejournal.com]

I don't beg.

[Video]

[ultimatetrap.livejournal.com]

You're missin' out! Guys like me--we're a rare commodity an' all that. Take yer chance to ride the gravy train while ya' got it!

[Video]

[unknownrival.livejournal.com]

What do you have that's so special?

[Video]

[ultimatetrap.livejournal.com]

Guess I gotta school ya', then.

I'm A) Handsome B) Strong as hell and C)Lucky! Everybody wants a friend like me!

[Video]

[unknownrival.livejournal.com]

I have a friend like that already, superior in all respects. Who's not as much of a jerk, as well.

[Video]

[ultimatetrap.livejournal.com]

Woah, really? An', you're still that huge a dork?

[Video]

[unknownrival.livejournal.com]

Yes, I am still that huge a dork.

[Video]

[ultimatetrap.livejournal.com]

Eesh! Sounds like that pal a' yours is on the losin' end of that deal, huh?

[Video]

[unknownrival.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't say that.

[Video]

[ultimatetrap.livejournal.com]

'Course you wouldn't. What guy admits they're lame, anyhow?

Don't you worry, pal--I got it.

[Video]

[unknownrival.livejournal.com]

Arrogant...

[Mumble grumble.]

[Video]

[ultimatetrap.livejournal.com]

Hahah, you sound just like Gosunkugi! That guy's always sayin' stuff like that!

[Video]

[unknownrival.livejournal.com]

Ever think he has a point?

[Video]

[ultimatetrap.livejournal.com]

Nah, he's just some nerd! He basically hates everybody, but that's because he's drop-dead weird!

[Video]

[unknownrival.livejournal.com]

I dislike you more and more every time you open your mouth.