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Video; First Punch

Who's on top?! This guy, right here!

[Ranma, dashing along the top of a fence, laughed happily before bounding out onto the pavement. With ease, he crawled up onto a small restaurant's rooftop even while holding his little cell phone, his obnoxious laugh continuing the whole way.]

I win, I win! R--A--N--

[Suddenly, the feed overturns and Ranma's gallant display ends abruptly--as he lands in a dumpster after trying to jump to the next building upon forgetting that he can't jump several stories with ease anymore.] Shit, I forgot--!

[The feed cuts out there, as if to end the obnoxious punchline.]

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Are you all right?

...You won a race? Congrats, I guess!

[Bridge logic at work. R-A-N. Yeah.]

[Woah, that was really cool, but first it was more important to ask him if he was alright.]

Are you okay??

[Ranma, with acrobatic prowess that would put Olympians to shame, jumped out of the dumpster and huffed, flipping open his phone.]

Sure am! Happiest day of my life, pal!

No joke, it feels like I won the greatest race of all an' I can't wait t' brag!

[He's now skipping around on the street, dodging incoming traffic.]

Hahahah! I'm the champ, kid! Don't you worry 'bout me!

Everyday's gonna be the home stretch! [It would probably take months for this good mood to even out. HE'S A MAN, AGAIN.]

Congratulations. I think.

Wait, so it wasn't a race? What's got you so excited that you're--

[No way he's actually doing something like th-- oh, yes. Yes he is.]

...Recklessly endangering your own life. And possibly the lives of others. Because as an officer of the law, well, the future version, anyways, I really can't approve of you doing what you're doing right now.

[Yes, he's wagging his finger in a very disapproving manner.]

Hahahah! Who cares, jerk!? [Ranma, oblivious to this obvious reprimanding, jumps past a car that swerved improperly to avoid him. This guy really needed a slap on the wrist, but it wouldn't do any good with his exceptionally good spirits.

That icon was going to get a lot of use.]

Nothin' in the world could take this feelin' away, man!

[He's dancing in traffic, essentially, until he finally breaks past and runs for a chinese restaurant he remembered seeing earlier.]

Thanks, pal! I deserve it!

You alright there?

[...wow this guy.

Bridge has met a lot of crazy people, but Ranma is clearly winning another race.]

Uh, okay. Maybe you don't care, but I'm pretty sure the families of the people you accidentally injure or, you know, kill will care. A lot.

Can't you just find a forest to run through instead? I mean, this island is pretty big. There's gotta be at least one.

Oh my! Are you okay?!

What are you, stupid?

May I ask what happened?

Also, that's illegal, what you just did. We have traffic laws here.

None of your business~!

[As Ranma finally reached the sidewalk again, he hugged a random pedestrian who gave him a solemn and irritated look before he continued skipping, cell phone in hand.]

Also, it ain't your problem, poindexter!

Ah? [Ranma stopped, opening his hands and spreading them apart. Actually, he did sort of want to try something out.]

So, there's a park around here somewhere, you think?

HAHAHAHA--AM I ALRIGHT!?

[He slaps his knee, stopping on the middle of the sidewalk.]

Didn't you hear!? It's the luckiest day in the world for yours truly!

[He paused, finally calming down. Though, he was still grinning.]

Man, lotta people wanna congratulate me on being awesome, huh?

Feelin' great!

Are you? Don't you see how happy I am, chowder?

I never-! Who do you think you are, calling me that when I'm only trying to be nice?!

[Relatively good mood is gone.]

Chowd--?

Whatever. You're so happy you're jumping into dumpsters?

Don't be a stick in the mud, dummy!

[Grinning, Ranma slid his way into the chinese restaurant he was looking for, sliding into a stool.]

The only way you could be nice is by congratulatin' me and beggin' to bask in my radiance!

Heh, yeah--

Well, that was a mistake. Usually I can jump a hundred times further.

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