Video; First Punch

[ultimatetrap.livejournal.com]

Who's on top?! This guy, right here!

[Ranma, dashing along the top of a fence, laughed happily before bounding out onto the pavement. With ease, he crawled up onto a small restaurant's rooftop even while holding his little cell phone, his obnoxious laugh continuing the whole way.]

I win, I win! R--A--N--

[Suddenly, the feed overturns and Ranma's gallant display ends abruptly--as he lands in a dumpster after trying to jump to the next building upon forgetting that he can't jump several stories with ease anymore.] Shit, I forgot--!

[The feed cuts out there, as if to end the obnoxious punchline.]

Comments

[Video]

[buttery-tech.livejournal.com]

[...wow this guy.

Bridge has met a lot of crazy people, but Ranma is clearly winning another race.]

Uh, okay. Maybe you don't care, but I'm pretty sure the families of the people you accidentally injure or, you know, kill will care. A lot.

Can't you just find a forest to run through instead? I mean, this island is pretty big. There's gotta be at least one.

[Video]

[ultimatetrap.livejournal.com]

Ah? [Ranma stopped, opening his hands and spreading them apart. Actually, he did sort of want to try something out.]

So, there's a park around here somewhere, you think?

[Video]

[buttery-tech.livejournal.com]

Yeah, there's gotta be. I mean, what half-decent city... island... thing... whatever it is, doesn't have one? It might be close to the school district.

[Bridge, you are so helpful.]

[Video]

[ultimatetrap.livejournal.com]

[Not that Ranma deserves helpful!]

What's 'close'? Also--how strict is school attendance in this weirdo shadow city, anyhow?

[Video]

[buttery-tech.livejournal.com]

Well, I mean, normally they have a park near or right next to schools. ...Not really sure why, but I guess it works? As far as that goes, I wouldn't really know. I kind of graduated a few years ago. Well, not from school here. But, er, yeah.

[Video]

[ultimatetrap.livejournal.com]

Yeah, makes sense! Though, I don't wanna celebrate there or anything.

I'm goin' to a nice place to eat to treat myself!

[Video]

[buttery-tech.livejournal.com]

Ah, if that's the case, I should probably let you go. I mean, I don't want you to get there too late or anything.