Video; First Punch

[ultimatetrap.livejournal.com]

Who's on top?! This guy, right here!

[Ranma, dashing along the top of a fence, laughed happily before bounding out onto the pavement. With ease, he crawled up onto a small restaurant's rooftop even while holding his little cell phone, his obnoxious laugh continuing the whole way.]

I win, I win! R--A--N--

[Suddenly, the feed overturns and Ranma's gallant display ends abruptly--as he lands in a dumpster after trying to jump to the next building upon forgetting that he can't jump several stories with ease anymore.] Shit, I forgot--!

[The feed cuts out there, as if to end the obnoxious punchline.]

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[Video]

[unknownrival.livejournal.com]

Are you all right?

[Video]

[ultimatetrap.livejournal.com]

[Ranma, with acrobatic prowess that would put Olympians to shame, jumped out of the dumpster and huffed, flipping open his phone.]

Sure am! Happiest day of my life, pal!

[Video]

[unknownrival.livejournal.com]

Congratulations. I think.

[Video]

[ultimatetrap.livejournal.com]

[He's dancing in traffic, essentially, until he finally breaks past and runs for a chinese restaurant he remembered seeing earlier.]

Thanks, pal! I deserve it!

[Video]

[unknownrival.livejournal.com]

May I ask what happened?

Also, that's illegal, what you just did. We have traffic laws here.

[Video]

[buttery-tech.livejournal.com]

...You won a race? Congrats, I guess!

[Bridge logic at work. R-A-N. Yeah.]

[Video]

[ultimatetrap.livejournal.com]

No joke, it feels like I won the greatest race of all an' I can't wait t' brag!

[He's now skipping around on the street, dodging incoming traffic.]

[Video]

[buttery-tech.livejournal.com]

Wait, so it wasn't a race? What's got you so excited that you're--

[No way he's actually doing something like th-- oh, yes. Yes he is.]

...Recklessly endangering your own life. And possibly the lives of others. Because as an officer of the law, well, the future version, anyways, I really can't approve of you doing what you're doing right now.

[Yes, he's wagging his finger in a very disapproving manner.]

[Video]

[ultimatetrap.livejournal.com]

Hahahah! Who cares, jerk!? [Ranma, oblivious to this obvious reprimanding, jumps past a car that swerved improperly to avoid him. This guy really needed a slap on the wrist, but it wouldn't do any good with his exceptionally good spirits.

That icon was going to get a lot of use.]

Nothin' in the world could take this feelin' away, man!

[Video]

[protects-soccer.livejournal.com]

[Woah, that was really cool, but first it was more important to ask him if he was alright.]

Are you okay??

[Video]

[ultimatetrap.livejournal.com]

Hahahah! I'm the champ, kid! Don't you worry 'bout me!

Everyday's gonna be the home stretch! [It would probably take months for this good mood to even out. HE'S A MAN, AGAIN.]

[Video]

[protects-soccer.livejournal.com]

Did something good happen?

[Video]

[ultimatetrap.livejournal.com]

I got my wiiish! Not that I'm gonna share, but it was a great one to have fulfilled, kid!

[Video]

[babel_hacker]

You alright there?

[Video]

[ultimatetrap.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA--AM I ALRIGHT!?

[He slaps his knee, stopping on the middle of the sidewalk.]

Didn't you hear!? It's the luckiest day in the world for yours truly!

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[babel_hacker]

Nope, but how is it that lucky for you?

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[ultimatetrap.livejournal.com]

I got a real bad curse cured when I got here! It's the best!

[Video]

[spacepeach.livejournal.com]

Oh my! Are you okay?!

[Video]

[ultimatetrap.livejournal.com]

[He paused, finally calming down. Though, he was still grinning.]

Man, lotta people wanna congratulate me on being awesome, huh?

Feelin' great!

[Video]

[spacepeach.livejournal.com]

Congratulate you? It looked like you took quite a hard fall. Are you sure you're alright?

[Video] Just to ruin Ranma's day

[soulsborderline.livejournal.com]

What are you, stupid?

[Video] Asuka could only ruin it if she brought his curse back ;;

[ultimatetrap.livejournal.com]

Are you? Don't you see how happy I am, chowder?

[Video] Well as long as he's willing to deal with violent tsunderes still

[soulsborderline.livejournal.com]

Chowd--?

Whatever. You're so happy you're jumping into dumpsters?

[Video] 1/2

[ultimatetrap.livejournal.com]

Heh, yeah--

[Video] 2/2 Oh noooooo-- I approve. o3o

[ultimatetrap.livejournal.com]

Well, that was a mistake. Usually I can jump a hundred times further.