Video; First Punch

[ultimatetrap.livejournal.com]

Who's on top?! This guy, right here!

[Ranma, dashing along the top of a fence, laughed happily before bounding out onto the pavement. With ease, he crawled up onto a small restaurant's rooftop even while holding his little cell phone, his obnoxious laugh continuing the whole way.]

I win, I win! R--A--N--

[Suddenly, the feed overturns and Ranma's gallant display ends abruptly--as he lands in a dumpster after trying to jump to the next building upon forgetting that he can't jump several stories with ease anymore.] Shit, I forgot--!

[The feed cuts out there, as if to end the obnoxious punchline.]

Comments

[Video]

[ultimatetrap.livejournal.com]

Nope, just an awesome guy. Wouldn't wanna be a legendary hero or anything, to be honest.

All those guys got the worst luck an' I'm just fine with my good day.

Re: [Video]

[soulsborderline.livejournal.com]

You're aware you've been kidnapped and probably brought to another world, right? Did where you were before suck that much?

[Video]

[ultimatetrap.livejournal.com]

Ugh, don't remind me. Too many fiances, too many enemies! I ain't all that slow when it comes to kidnappin', either.

When you're a guy like me, seems like everybody wants a piece.

[Video]

[soulsborderline.livejournal.com]

I don't, if it makes you feel better. You sound like a jerk.

[Video]

[ultimatetrap.livejournal.com]

Says you, mop-head!

When it comes down to it, though, I'm the unbeatable champ!

[Video]

[soulsborderline.livejournal.com]

Mophead?!

[That one she got.]

Excuse me if I can only afford store-brand conditioner here, okay? Do you have any idea the medical supplies those stupid Shadows make me go through?!

[Video]

[ultimatetrap.livejournal.com]

Hahah, it's not my problem you can't fight.

[It's tough to not look for time to brag.]

Actually--I bet I could make all that fightin' business real easy for you, mop-head.

[Video]

[soulsborderline.livejournal.com]

Can't fight?!

[Oh now you've done it]

Listen, arschloch, I am the most powerful badass humankind has back home! I'm better than anyone else here, too! I'm just getting used to fighting on foot.