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[stripedmoocher.livejournal.com]

[Alright Prospero, look at your cell.

Now look at Taiga.

Now look at your cell.

Now back to Taiga.

Sadly, Taiga is in your cell phone screen flailing her arms around wildly, but she could be calmed down if you talked to her.

Look down, back to the screen. Where is she? Around some tall buildings and maybe stumbling into an alleyway.

What's in your hand? Back at her, she's holding the cell phone with a death grip.

Look again.

The cell phone is now being thrown against the wall.]

Uwaaaaaaah!! Which one of you bastards kidnapped me?! You've crossed the Yakuza themselves if you think you can hold me here for long!!

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[white-knightin.livejournal.com]

You've been brought here by a higher force I'm afraid, it's better to remain calm.

This town is called Prospero, located in America from my understanding. You have been brought here to defeat monsters called shadows. Which come out at night during the dark hour, if you don't wish to fight it is best if you find a place to hide during that time and let the others take care of it.

[stripedmoocher.livejournal.com]

That doesn't mean I haven't been kidnapped!

Waaaaah!! Now how will I ever get fed? I'll be treated like an animal! And America? That's so far away!! And what's this stuff about shadows and a dark hour?! And why do you look like you're from a Renaissance fair?!

[white-knightin.livejournal.com]

There is housing available for free or low cost, along with food. So you don't have to worry about basic needs.

I am Sir Gawain, knight of the round table. It is normal for me to wear armor though in this age it's best to wear normal clothing or so I've been told. Also the dark hour is a time at night when shadows come out, it's very dangerous to be out if you don't know what you're doing.

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

The real yakuza?

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[stripedmoocher.livejournal.com]

Of course the real Yakuza! Do you think there's some kind of fake Yakuza out there? If there is, Ojii-san will take care of them properly.

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

There's all kinds of fake yakuza and actors and people who are pretending to actually be dangerous. The real yakuza is more interesting.

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[maguskiller.livejournal.com]

That's what we're trying to figure...

Sorry. Do I know you?

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[stripedmoocher.livejournal.com]

How could you not remember me, Kiritsugu-kun?! After all those years together!!

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[maguskiller.livejournal.com]

[Now it's dawning on him.]

[He still has trouble with the whole 'from ten years ago' thin--]

...Taiga-chan?

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[fatestayhome.livejournal.com]

F-fuji-nee, calm down!

[...oh god oh god oh god.]

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[stripedmoocher.livejournal.com]

How can I calm down?! I've been kidnapped!! How would you react if you were kidnapped, Shirou?!

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[fatestayhome.livejournal.com]

T-that's not the point right now! Just, take deep breaths!

[spacepeach.livejournal.com]

O-oh, no! Miss, please calm down!

[stripedmoocher.livejournal.com]

That's easy for you to say!! You don't have the threat of death looming over you like a buzzard!!

[spacepeach.livejournal.com]

Death?! Are you in trouble? I'll help you!

[sapere-audea.livejournal.com]

Hey, calm down! [It's only his social skills that keep him from laughing outright at her flailing.]

[stripedmoocher.livejournal.com]

How do you think I'm supposed to react?! Should I just sit around and get attacked?!

[sapere-audea.livejournal.com]

Well, freaking out isn't going to help! Besides, no one around here is going to attack you!

And even if they were, running around in a blind panic will only make it easier for them.

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[croibhristeoir]

...would you please just calm down for a moment?

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[stripedmoocher.livejournal.com]

No, I refuse!! I won't stand by and be some pervert's toy!! They crossed the wrong person this time, and I'll make sure they remember that!!!

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[croibhristeoir]

Please stop screaming at me.

[genius-idiot.livejournal.com]

[Keyword "yakuza"]

....You don't look like a yakuza.

[stripedmoocher.livejournal.com]

I'm not, but my grandfather is, and he'll send waves of people after whoever did this to save me, I'm sure of it!

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[ex_cashcow493]

[ Great, someone else has shown up to hog all of Shirou's cooking. ]

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[ex_cashcow493]

Please calm yourself.