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[stripedmoocher.livejournal.com]

[Alright Prospero, look at your cell.

Now look at Taiga.

Now look at your cell.

Now back to Taiga.

Sadly, Taiga is in your cell phone screen flailing her arms around wildly, but she could be calmed down if you talked to her.

Look down, back to the screen. Where is she? Around some tall buildings and maybe stumbling into an alleyway.

What's in your hand? Back at her, she's holding the cell phone with a death grip.

Look again.

The cell phone is now being thrown against the wall.]

Uwaaaaaaah!! Which one of you bastards kidnapped me?! You've crossed the Yakuza themselves if you think you can hold me here for long!!

Comments

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

The real yakuza?

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[stripedmoocher.livejournal.com]

Of course the real Yakuza! Do you think there's some kind of fake Yakuza out there? If there is, Ojii-san will take care of them properly.

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

There's all kinds of fake yakuza and actors and people who are pretending to actually be dangerous. The real yakuza is more interesting.

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[stripedmoocher.livejournal.com]

Interesting if you're not on their bad side. You're not the one that kidnapped me, are you? I get a very creepy vibe that makes me want to hit you.

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

No, I'm not a kidnapper. I've been stuck here for a couple months.

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[stripedmoocher.livejournal.com]

So you've been kidnapped too?! Uwaaah!! Why would someone want to kidnap so many people?! Are they trying to collect us all?!

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

There's lots of theories. I don't think anybody really gets their motives right now.

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[stripedmoocher.livejournal.com]

So what are we supposed to do about it? If I find out who kidnapped me, I'll break their neck!!

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

I think most of us want to. But usually we just fight monsters at night.

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[stripedmoocher.livejournal.com]

Um... monsters? What kind of monsters are you talking about?

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

Shadows? Weird monsters that show up at midnight trying to kill us.

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[stripedmoocher.livejournal.com]

[Oh... shit...]

U-Um... I don't think I like this place...

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

Most people don't.

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[stripedmoocher.livejournal.com]

So what am I supposed to do? I mean I can fight back, but I don't have a weapon...

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

That's okay. You can get weapons here pretty cheap.

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[stripedmoocher.livejournal.com]

That takes care of that problem, but I don't think I have any money.

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

That's easy too. Get a job.

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[stripedmoocher.livejournal.com]

I guess I could be a teacher here too, if I desperately need the money. But is this place even anything like Japan...

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

Have you ever been to America before?

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[stripedmoocher.livejournal.com]

I've never had a reason to, so no.

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

Huh, I thought yakuza princesses could afford to.