tvk | ⚔ 008; [video; morning of 10/24]

[ooc: This is a joint post with

caliburns, because misunderstandings happen a lot with these guys. Expect responses from both of them.]

[The phone fell to the floor when a small misstep caused Lancer to nudge the table it was on--in accordance with Murphy's Law, of course the video turned on. For the moment, it focused mainly on a lump of sheets and blankets a skilled eye might recognize as Saber. Just offscreen, a familiar voice could be heard muttering to himself.]

...thought for certain it was here yesterday, it's not as if it could just wander off.

[Lancer wandered onscreen, mostly in the background as he carefully examined yonder closet.]

[Now, Prospero, you may well notice three things about Lancer. One is that his hair is notably disheveled. Another is that he has a nasty looking pair of scars from some kind of stab wound lined up on his chest and back.]

[The third, directly following the second, is that he's not wearing a shirt. Sharing a room with Saber and not wearing a shirt. Scandalous. ~~Also hot damn.~~]

Are you awake, Saber? I seem to have lost something. [Pause.] Additionally, I think that perhaps we should discuss last night. That was an occurrence of no small significance for both of us, I think.

[Silence. The blanket lump shifted--you have disturbed the sleeping lion, Lancer.]

...It is at least safe to say I will be feeling the effect of that final thrust for some time yet, Lancer.

...perhaps the conclusion was a bit more forceful than I'd intended, yes.

[WELL SHIT PROSPERO, DOESN'T THAT SOUND LIKE AN INTERESTING CONVERSATION. TOO BAD, VIDEO CUTS OUT THERE.]

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You're having sex. Good for you. Nobody gives a shit.

...What.

We most certainly are not.

So you're just fucking with people, then? Are you really that damn desperate for attention?

You're really making no sense, you realize.

You're standing there with no shirt on and scars all over your chest in front of what I can only assume is some bitch you just got done screwing in the bed back there, talking about thrusting. It's really not that hard to put this together, y'know. So either the two of you are into some really kinky shit, or you're just trying to mess with the rest of us. And in either case, I don't care and neither does anybody else.

. . .

What.

Did you.

Just call her.

You heard me.

...I will give you one chance to take back those words, for the sole reason that you know not who you're provoking.

Yeah, see, here's the thing, and I'm pretty sure I said it before. I don't care who I'm provoking.

Such reckless bravery is almost admirable. Stupid, but admirable.

Are you certain you won't take back such thoughtless words against her honor?

Y'know what? No. How do you like that? I'm fresh off some other asshole killing me last week, with a Persona and a whole new outlook on life. So bring it on. Pretty sure Mordred and I can take you.

Impudent fool.

I have the greatest Persona there is. Though I would not need to enlist his help to defeat you in combat, which I may have to if you will insist on speaking like this.

Geez, calm the hell down. If she's not even your girlfriend, what do you care, anyway?

Oh, you've not seen me angry yet. I assure you of this much: I am very calm.

I care because I will not have anyone tarnishing the honor of one I respect with such careless and revolting words.

Fine, whatever, I take it back. Just stop broadcasting Sexytime Theater and we'll call it even.

I'll simply leave you with what you should consider sage advice, then.

Don't ever let me see you cross my path.

Believe me. You will not like the results.

Great. Have fun with that, then.

⚔ 008; [video; morning of 10/24]

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