⚔ 008; [video; morning of 10/24]

[croibhristeoir]

[ooc: This is a joint post with caliburns, because misunderstandings happen a lot with these guys. Expect responses from both of them.]

[The phone fell to the floor when a small misstep caused Lancer to nudge the table it was on--in accordance with Murphy's Law, of course the video turned on. For the moment, it focused mainly on a lump of sheets and blankets a skilled eye might recognize as Saber. Just offscreen, a familiar voice could be heard muttering to himself.]

...thought for certain it was here yesterday, it's not as if it could just wander off.

[Lancer wandered onscreen, mostly in the background as he carefully examined yonder closet.]

[Now, Prospero, you may well notice three things about Lancer. One is that his hair is notably disheveled. Another is that he has a nasty looking pair of scars from some kind of stab wound lined up on his chest and back.]

[The third, directly following the second, is that he's not wearing a shirt. Sharing a room with Saber and not wearing a shirt. Scandalous. Also hot damn.]

Are you awake, Saber? I seem to have lost something. [Pause.] Additionally, I think that perhaps we should discuss last night. That was an occurrence of no small significance for both of us, I think.

[Silence. The blanket lump shifted--you have disturbed the sleeping lion, Lancer.]

...It is at least safe to say I will be feeling the effect of that final thrust for some time yet, Lancer.

...perhaps the conclusion was a bit more forceful than I'd intended, yes.

[WELL SHIT PROSPERO, DOESN'T THAT SOUND LIKE AN INTERESTING CONVERSATION. TOO BAD, VIDEO CUTS OUT THERE.]

Comments

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[ex_cashcow493]

[ Pulling the blankets down reveal the prize - his shirt. Unfortunately for him, it's somehow on the girl. Guess sleeping in a suit is uncomfortable and he clearly was a gentleman.

... or she took it upon herself to loot it from the floor when he was asleep. ]

What have you lost? I will assist you in recovering it.

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[croibhristeoir]

I can't seem to find m-...

...Oh, there it is. How on earth did you end up in my shirt?

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

Hm, hm... I'd say... Maybe... Eh, I don't know, it could be either way.

I guess I'll just enjoy the view until you clear things up.

[Video]

[croibhristeoir]

[Oh, hell, this was on again?]

I'm sorry, what are you babbling about this time? [Just gonna be straightening out his hair now.]

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[ex_cashcow493]

Excuse me, but I do not understand.

[ Have one very "sweepy wion" yawning. Sitting up in the bed with her hair fully down and wearing said shirt that was missing. ]

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[athngabla.livejournal.com]

[It was too bad Saber didn't recall the events of the 5th war as Cu Chulainn had, else she'd recognize the expression on his features as a grin that heralded mischief on the horizon.]

[Diarmuid, meanwhile, was about to get a crash course in why Saber found the other blue knight to be insufferable at times.]

Hey. I didn't ask for a morning show, but the thought's appreciated.

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[croibhristeoir]

...Forgive me for my confusion, but I'm not sure what you're talking about.

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[ex_cashcow493]

Do you not find it in poor taste to assume such things, Lancer?

[ ... boy did it feel weird to call someone else Lancer. ]

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[white-knightin.livejournal.com]

What exactly did you two do?

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[croibhristeoir]

We met each other in a duel last night.

What else would it possibly have been? [LEGITIMATELY ASKING.]

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[ex_cashcow493]

[ EVERYTHING!!!

Nah, I'm just messing with you. ]

We finished business.

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[greyerrant.livejournal.com]

Fighting again, you two? I'm going to start keeping an eye on you both to keep you out of trouble. [ Annoyed Sergeant is annoyed. ]

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[croibhristeoir]

Really, you need not imply there's any malice between us. Quite the opposite.

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[ex_cashcow493]

Our duels tend to be interrupted. Last night we finished what we started years ago.

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[voidquesting.livejournal.com]

Nobody cares about the sick porno you two are making.

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[croibhristeoir]

....What?

[HEY GUESS WHO HAS NO IDEA WHAT THAT WORD MEANS]

[LANCER, THAT'S WHO]

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[ex_cashcow493]

Is it something that requires medicine?

[ Hi I'm from the 12th century what is a porno and is it edible? ]

[VIDEO MAYBE THIS TIME I CAN GET THE HTML RIGHT.]

[best-king.livejournal.com]

[ He's flipped his shit enough times by now to realize it's not worth his time.

Instead, he'll just give a disapproving stare before totally hanging up.

LIKE A KING. ]

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[ex_cashcow493]

[ Oh look, guess who's calling him back? ]

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[babel_hacker]

...You know, it's recording again.

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[ex_cashcow493]

So it is. I should leave this thing turned off as much as I can..

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[crownedexorcist]

[W E L P]

Late night training?

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[croibhristeoir]

I owed her a duel. Technically speaking, I suppose you'd be accurate in assuming that.

[fatestayhome.livejournal.com]

...er...

[Hawkward. He had heard of this from Gilgamesh, and caused a lot of problem with her when he breached this with her, so...

Let's go with the less dumb question.]

...What happened?

[croibhristeoir]

We fought last night. What else?

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[arondights.livejournal.com]

[There's silence.

There's more silence from the video feed.

So have fun looking at a dark knight just looming over the video feed.

He seemed to be facepalming though.]

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[croibhristeoir]

...is there a problem, Berserker?

1/2 - Reaction

[toomanyhyphens.livejournal.com]

[Her scream of rage can probably be heard by either of them...]

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[toomanyhyphens.livejournal.com]

[...although. Mm. That chest.

That chest...

Mm... Yes, this is just slightly heavy breathing coming through here.]

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[soulsborderline.livejournal.com]

You guys are doing this on purpose!

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[croibhristeoir]

...Doing what?