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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

This post should be ignored by anyone under the age of eighteen. Eat your vegetables, kids.

Wouldn't it be the weirdest thing if you were having sex with someone and they turned into a coffin in the middle of it? Talk about a total cockblock... That's probably why nobody in this city is getting laid.

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[numberonedime.livejournal.com]

Perhaps for you! Children these days.. Bah! You don't care what you say, do you? Well, back in my youth we appreciated the words we were given. We didn't just let our clap-trap go on about inappropriate slang and jargon!

Learn some manners, young man! You won't find a respectable life with that kind of filth coming out of your mouth!

[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

Oh, I know I won't. That's pretty plain by now.

[numberonedime.livejournal.com]

"Grrrr! That's no attitude to have, boy!

You want to make some thing of yourself then don't just have low expectations like that! Get out there and make some thing of yourself! Change your ways, turn a new leaf! I should be charging for such good advice!"

[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

I like the life I have now. I don't need to be some big thing or famous person, I just want to enjoy myself, and I do that pretty well.

[numberonedime.livejournal.com]

"Hmph. Suit yourself then, lad. Don't say Scrooge McDuck never tried to lend a hand!"

[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

Your last name is McDuck?

[numberonedime.livejournal.com]

"Aye, and a fine name it be. You're looking at the last member of Clan McDuck, a long line of courageous and brilliant Scots!"

[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

...Are you a duck, by any chance?

[numberonedime.livejournal.com]

"Aye, that I am. Least I was until I showed up 'ere! And you? Or are you a flesh bag where you come from?"

[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

Ducks are bags of flesh, too, you know.