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vriska serket

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[Sometime during the middle of the day, a text was sent out]

Uuuuuuuugh.
Someone mind explaining where the hell I am? This is kind of dum8.
I mean, who takes someone a8out to die and puts them on a weird island like this? Laaaaaaaame.
Ugh and I need to clean up. Some8ody point me to an a8ulation trap or 8athtu8 or whatever you call it. This red shit is gross.

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[And her arms crossed]

Fine. Then I should get that done soon, since I can't use my powers here. Did you have your strife specibus when you got here?

Strife specibus?

[At least one of those is a word.]

Yeah! What you fight with? [For once, she let her voice say the "duuuuuuuuh"]

Ah. I fought barehanded for my first few months, so no weapons. I have a sword now, but I'm not a master in the art by any means.

[Vriska grumbled] So my ancestor's strife specibus might be lost. Greeeeeeeeat.

Unfortunately, that's the case for everyone and their powerful weapons. I can at least point you to where you might find a replacement sword or lance...

Ugh, I don't fight with strice specibi like that. I prefer using my luck with dicekind!

You fight with dice- no, never mind, I saw someone beating on monsters with a harp, I have passed the point where I can be incredulous of weapon choices.

[Vriska just grinned at that]

Maaaaaaaaybe I'll find something like Mindfang's fluorite octet there! Best dicekind I ever found.

Is Mindfang your ancestor, then?

Marquise Spinneret Mindfang, the greatest pirate to sail Alternian seas! [Oh and she looks proud]

I see. You must be very proud of having such a distinguished lineage. Tell me more about her?

[She's a girl younger than him who was recently covered in her own blood who has turned into a different species and is completely separated from home. Even if she's rude, he'll indulge her for the moment in talking about something she likes.]

[And she will talk, eagerly, almost as if she's trying to keep her mind off the fact she's the only troll she knows of here and even then she's not a troll right now]

She was awesome! She was the leader of the Gamblignants and stole a lot of great loot. She even had someone after her, Terezi's ancestor Redglare! And Redglare had Pyralspite, a dragon lusus, so she had a better chance against Mindfang than most of the legislacerator. Not that it really mattered much! Mindfang was so cool that she didn't even have to let Redglare talk for her jury to decide Redglare was guilty instead of her, and she was missing an eye and arm too! [Vriska bounced a little, grinning] She was even Orphaner Dualscar's kismesis, the same one that was responsible for feeding our Empress's lusus! She made him soooooooo jealous that her redrom games would take her attention away from the blackrom they had. Really, she was so cool!

Y-you'll have to slow down and use simpler words that a human like me could understand if you want me to follow any of that. The most I understood was that she was amazing, which I suppose is really all I need to know.

Well... you do what a kismesis is, right? And a lusus?

Not really.

Uuuuuuuugh, fine. Mindfang was a pirate. Got that much? She did a lot of great things so someone was sent after her to stop her, Neophyte Redglare. And Redglare had a lusus... a guardian, someone who raised her. Like my lusus was a spider. Redglare's was a dragon called Pyralspite. And I bet the battle was cool... Mindfang lost her eye and arm in it! And during the trial she used her powers to manipulate the jury into thinking Redglare was guilty and made them hang her instead! [Grin grin grin]

[...Well pirates aren't typically nice.]

That's much clearer, thank you. I can see why you'd show off having someone as powerful as that as your ancestor.

-So what's a kismesis?

Hate lover! Someone who you hate and want to fill pails with. And it's really funny she made Dualscar jealous of her redrom flirting because it's totally different. The red quadrants are totally different than the black ones. Nooooooo hate in there whatsoever. A lot of times the flush and pale quadrants are based more on pity or being able to balance the other out. Not like blackrom. So Dualscar was jealous of the attention she was giving others, including that one slave she bought! In fact, he was so jealous of that slave that he killed her! [Grin] She was really cool. Though, I wonder who that slave was and how she could have made Dualscar so jealous.

[...he's going to need a diagram of this later.]

Sounds like a past full of action and intrigue. No wonder she's so famous.

[Oh just wait until she gets into a proper explanation of the quadrants]

Yup! I want to be as famous as her someday. After I grow up. Feared by all... [griiiiiiiin] Yeah!

[He denies all possible black romances.]

Well, you're bound to gain some practical battle experience here, as much as I wish it were safer. At least there's a bright spot to that?

[Oh Issei... poor, poor Issei...]

[Vriska perked up at that] And where are these monsters, anyway? Anything like the imps I fought in Sgrub?

They only come out after midnight - you'll know the time by the way the environment changes. Since I don't know your history I can't tell you exactly how they compare, but they vary in size. The weakest can be dispatched quickly, and the strongest only rarely appear but require all of us to cooperate to defeat them.

I see.

[Someone's looking forward to this]

So. Midnight. Perfect! It'll be much less bright and muuuuuuuuch better for a troll. Or- eh, troll. I'm still not used to this crap.

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