[Video]

[heavenscorpse.livejournal.com]

[This video also appears accidental. All good videos are, and the fact that V/V and Saber are in pretty white and blue dresses with bows suggests that they would probably not be intentionally showing this.

Well, Saber probably wouldn't. V/V seems as comfortable as ever.]

Gilgamesh and everyone told me to wear a costume and look appealing, and that's fanservice, so other fanservice things like two pretty girls together would help too, right?

[Saber nods.] Your logic is sound.

Okay. Hold still, I'm going to practice for the advertisement.

[Without further warning, V/V leans in and smooches a rather startled-looking Saber, who knocks the phone off the table in her surprise, shutting it off.]

Comments

[video]

[ex_cashcow493]

An uniform is just an uniform. Even the best of knights are required to hear certain items on their person when they are defending their country.

Breaking the rules is uncouth. If this is what my employer asks of me, then I will entertain him for as long as necessary.

[video]

[ex_cashcow493]

A bookstore in a time in a society you are unfamiliar with. Do not allow your ego to cloud your judgment as it has in the past.

[golden-nocturne.livejournal.com]

Oh, and do watch for men making grabbing motions just about at your chest area.

[She'd gesture this, looking rather awkward.]

That's just asking for trouble.

Other than that, I think you'll be fine.

[windsofdaytime.livejournal.com]

Are the uniforms themselves also "fanservice"?

[Video]

[ex_cashcow493]

Will you come by to take a look?

[golden-nocturne.livejournal.com]

Oh, no, not Archer. I'm talking about that blonde-haired know-it-all that gutted that bookstore for God only knows what reason.

He is a lech, I promise you.

And what do you mean by intended for one?
Did V/V insist you have one, too?
That seems fair to me if you're going to be working together.

[byeontae-geomi.livejournal.com]

Bad genetics?

[video]

[athngabla.livejournal.com]

[ Okay hold on a second. We need to do some simple problem solving here. ]

[ "The uniform is a requirement of my employer." + Pretty Blonde #2 (henceforth referred to properly as V/V) talking earlier in the week about "not letting Gilgamesh down" = Saber is employed by Gilgamesh. ]

[ Mathematical! ]

...You work for Gilgamesh. Willingly. What the hell, Saber?

[Video]

[go-go-lets-go.livejournal.com]

Sure! It looks like a fun place.

Video

[crazyoldbat.livejournal.com]

You're very welcome, dear.

Re: [video]

[best-king.livejournal.com]

[ He's actually going to think about this, okay! ]

...Fine. I'll go about learning how to do things 'properly', Saber.

[ But seriously, this better be worth it. ]

[ex_cashcow493]

[ But that's Archer..

Well, maybe not so much to others. Maybe it was about time for Saber to start to address him by his name, but that could be mistaken as a form of respect he doesn't deserve. ]

He may give that impression, but do you have any proof to back up your accusation? [ By God, she was defending Gilgamesh. ] The uniform was intended for me, but V/V was considerate enough to wear one as well.

[ex_cashcow493]

Because of duty!

[video]

[ex_cashcow493]

He took over the bookstore.

[ You know, that's a simple and vague enough answer to irritate him. ]

[Video]

[ex_cashcow493]

Then I cannot wait to see to your needs personally!

Video

[ex_cashcow493]

[ Just going to awkwardly stare at the ground instead of the video feed now. ]

[video]

[ex_cashcow493]

[ Hold on, waifu here is confused by how easy it was to convince him of that much. ]

You will? [ So much, she has to question the word of this king. ]

[Video to Action]

[go-go-lets-go.livejournal.com]

Okay, I'll be right there!

[And a little while later, here's a perky cheerleader bouncing through the door to the bookstore.]

Helloooooo~!

[Video]

[heavenscorpse.livejournal.com]

Then it'll be easier, right?

Re: Video

[heavenscorpse.livejournal.com]

I am. For some reason I don't think she is.

[video]

[heavenscorpse.livejournal.com]

Hm, okay then.

[heavenscorpse.livejournal.com]

Fun isn't pointless.

[heavenscorpse.livejournal.com]

What about that? I don't have much to grab, somebody said.

[action]

[heavenscorpse.livejournal.com]

And you have issues too, so you aren't that different from me.

[video]

[athngabla.livejournal.com]

And you didn't get the hell out before he made you to flash leg in that little dress?

[Not that he minds the view, but really, Saber. The rubble of Camelot is rolling and spinning right now...]