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[heavenscorpse.livejournal.com]

[This video also appears accidental. All good videos are, and the fact that V/V and Saber are in pretty white and blue dresses with bows suggests that they would probably not be intentionally showing this.

Well, Saber probably wouldn't. V/V seems as comfortable as ever.]

Gilgamesh and everyone told me to wear a costume and look appealing, and that's fanservice, so other fanservice things like two pretty girls together would help too, right?

[Saber nods.] Your logic is sound.

Okay. Hold still, I'm going to practice for the advertisement.

[Without further warning, V/V leans in and smooches a rather startled-looking Saber, who knocks the phone off the table in her surprise, shutting it off.]

Comments

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[heavenscorpse.livejournal.com]

Hm, okay then.

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[athngabla.livejournal.com]

Just keep an eye on her and yourself, alright? Goldie's not what I'd call "good people."

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[heavenscorpse.livejournal.com]

Yes, I know that. I'll make sure nothing bad happens.

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[athngabla.livejournal.com]

'Atta girl.

[A pause, and he almost hates himself for adding this?]

Try not to let him make you do too much weird stuff also, alright?

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[heavenscorpse.livejournal.com]

What kind of weird stuff?

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[athngabla.livejournal.com]

Dressing you up in tiny outfits and having you kiss your coworkers to get people's attention probably violates some rule or another. Hell if I know all this modern-era crap, but it seems a bit outta the norm.

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[heavenscorpse.livejournal.com]

The tiny outfits were his idea, the kissing idea I got from the internet. Although he liked that part too.

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[athngabla.livejournal.com]

"The internet"?

The hell's that?

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[heavenscorpse.livejournal.com]

The internet is the quickest way to communicate over long distances in the modern era. Well, it's not as advanced as what there was in the Land of Steel, but it's still good. Anyone can put anything they want on there, so it's easy to get information.

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[athngabla.livejournal.com]

And the internet told you to kiss your coworker?

[heavenscorpse.livejournal.com]

The internet told me what 'fanservice' was. So kind of.

[athngabla.livejournal.com]

No idea in the slightest what that means. If you don't mind, please enlighten me.

[heavenscorpse.livejournal.com]

You give people things they want to see. In return, they buy the things you're selling.

[athngabla.livejournal.com]

[Oh.]

[He gets it now.]

[It's said that one should know their audience. Gilgamesh, being the store owner, only knew of one audience. And that audience was Gilgamesh.]

You're probably going to be attracting the wrong kind of attention with that kind of show, you realize.

[heavenscorpse.livejournal.com]

What kind?

[athngabla.livejournal.com]

Ones that share some of Gilgamesh's less likeable traits.

[heavenscorpse.livejournal.com]

They think they're better than other people?

[athngabla.livejournal.com]

Among other things, yeah.

[heavenscorpse.livejournal.com]

They have weird fashion sense sometimes?

[athngabla.livejournal.com]

I -- come again?

[He's not seen the Hollow Ataraxia travesty... yet.]

[heavenscorpse.livejournal.com]

You said less likable traits.

[athngabla.livejournal.com]

I suppose I did. Can't say I'm sure what you mean by fashion sense, though.

[heavenscorpse.livejournal.com]

He has this weird shirt that shows his stomach and doesn't look very good.

[athngabla.livejournal.com]

[The problem with descriptive sentences is that they will, often, instill the urge to visualize said description in the minds of the listener.]

[Lancer's expression screams, "No gusta."]

Expecting a man who uses gold armor to have common sense is fairly foolish, isn't it?

[heavenscorpse.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid that it is.