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[heavenscorpse.livejournal.com]

[This video also appears accidental. All good videos are, and the fact that V/V and Saber are in pretty white and blue dresses with bows suggests that they would probably not be intentionally showing this.

Well, Saber probably wouldn't. V/V seems as comfortable as ever.]

Gilgamesh and everyone told me to wear a costume and look appealing, and that's fanservice, so other fanservice things like two pretty girls together would help too, right?

[Saber nods.] Your logic is sound.

Okay. Hold still, I'm going to practice for the advertisement.

[Without further warning, V/V leans in and smooches a rather startled-looking Saber, who knocks the phone off the table in her surprise, shutting it off.]

Comments

[video]

[croibhristeoir]

[His. Face. When.]

[video]

[heavenscorpse.livejournal.com]

Oh, hi Diarmuid.

[video]

[ex_cashcow493]

[ Quit oogling her, waifu!!!! Regardless of just getting smooched, she's going to try her hardest to recover from this.

So with rosy cheeks, she answers. ]

Is there something the matter?

[video]

[fatestayhome.livejournal.com]

. . .

[Just. No words.

Also he's looking pretty awkward over here.]

[video]

[heavenscorpse.livejournal.com]

Are you alright?

[This isn't a new thing for you, Shirou.]

[video]

[ex_cashcow493]

[ So then a Shirou Emiya was in his natural habitat with the whole confusion and seeing a more forward girl mack on his woman. ]

Shirou.

Forgive me. I know this looks to be damaging to my reputation, but it is an act that must be done. [ The uniform and humoring V/V ] Unless you are disappointed in me for not returning her affections.

[video]

[best-king.livejournal.com]

I knew I made the right choice.

[video]

[heavenscorpse.livejournal.com]

[Happy V/V is happy.] I'm glad! And I like the uniform, too.

[video]

[ex_cashcow493]

Archer!

[ Hey, it's one Very Embarrassed Saber. ]

This uniform is--!! [ Too short, too girly, too everything that isn't Saber. ] I object!

[video]

[oneshot-wonder.livejournal.com]

Where is this Gilgamesh and how can I kill him?

[video]

[heavenscorpse.livejournal.com]

But I don't want you to kill anybody.

[video]

[ex_cashcow493]

[ Is Kiritsugu really talking to her? ]

You cannot kill him easily.

[Video]

[go-go-lets-go.livejournal.com]

Yeah! That's the way! You guys are going to get a lot of customers!

[Video]

[heavenscorpse.livejournal.com]

I know! It'll be great!

[Video]

[ex_cashcow493]

We are?

[ Saber's not quite sure she gets this. ]

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[athngabla.livejournal.com]

Huh. Is that greedy loudmouth trying to make up for his past sins all of a sudden? What's with the change of heart?

[translation: ha ha ha]

[video]

[ex_cashcow493]

[ WOW RUDE LANCER... ]

I hardly call this 'making up'! [ Tugging on her skirt to try to cover as much of her thighs as she can. ] Lancer, do you still seek employment? I know an excellent position for you.

[video]

[heavenscorpse.livejournal.com]

...? I don't get it. Is it that nice to employ us?

[windsofdaytime.livejournal.com]

What was that?

[heavenscorpse.livejournal.com]

That was practicing 'fanservice'.

[byeontae-geomi.livejournal.com]

A shame neither of you can fill them out.

[heavenscorpse.livejournal.com]

I don't really care about my breast size. I don't know about Saber, though.

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[grapplings.livejournal.com]

[ That construction. Those colors. What is this abomination? ] Is that raschel lace?

( Video )

[heavenscorpse.livejournal.com]

...I don't know. What's that?

Video

[crazyoldbat.livejournal.com]

Cute. You two are lovely together.

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[heavenscorpse.livejournal.com]

Thank you! [Well, someone's happy, at least.]

[golden-nocturne.livejournal.com]

V/V, do you remember that little talk we had about not letting Gilgamesh bully you into doing shameful things?

This is precisely what I had in mind.

[Sigh.]

I knew that miserable bastard was a lech. I know them when I see them.

[heavenscorpse.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, Beatrice.

[She hangs her head.]

[video]

[needsteaplz.livejournal.com]

[Saori definitely didn't see this coming.]

F-fanservice? Why would you even...The uniform's cute enough as it is.

[video]

[heavenscorpse.livejournal.com]

Well, I thought it was a good idea.