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[heavenscorpse.livejournal.com]

[This video also appears accidental. All good videos are, and the fact that V/V and Saber are in pretty white and blue dresses with bows suggests that they would probably not be intentionally showing this.

Well, Saber probably wouldn't. V/V seems as comfortable as ever.]

Gilgamesh and everyone told me to wear a costume and look appealing, and that's fanservice, so other fanservice things like two pretty girls together would help too, right?

[Saber nods.] Your logic is sound.

Okay. Hold still, I'm going to practice for the advertisement.

[Without further warning, V/V leans in and smooches a rather startled-looking Saber, who knocks the phone off the table in her surprise, shutting it off.]

Comments

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[oneshot-wonder.livejournal.com]

Where is this Gilgamesh and how can I kill him?

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[heavenscorpse.livejournal.com]

But I don't want you to kill anybody.

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[oneshot-wonder.livejournal.com]

I think we're beyond that point.

[Despite that, he doesn't LOOK mad. Maybe because being mad is something he's never really done before.]

[video]

[heavenscorpse.livejournal.com]

Did he do something bad?

[??? All bosses make pretty girls dress up in skimpy clothes.]

[video]

[oneshot-wonder.livejournal.com]

I can name about three things wrong with this current scene.

[video]

[heavenscorpse.livejournal.com]

Name them.

[video]

[oneshot-wonder.livejournal.com]

1. You wearing something as skimpy as that because some guy tells you to.
2. You kissing someone because some guy tells you to.
3. Some guy taking advantage of the fact that you don't know much.

[video]

[heavenscorpse.livejournal.com]

Is it really that skimpy? [She turns around full circle to show it all off.] I think the bow is nice.

[There were two other points to that?]

[video]

[oneshot-wonder.livejournal.com]

That's not the point.

[video]

[heavenscorpse.livejournal.com]

He's not that bad, really.

[video]

[oneshot-wonder.livejournal.com]

He's that bad.

[video]

[heavenscorpse.livejournal.com]

I get paid money for this.

[video]

[oneshot-wonder.livejournal.com]

That's even worse, Angel.

[video]

[ex_cashcow493]

[ Is Kiritsugu really talking to her? ]

You cannot kill him easily.

[video]

[oneshot-wonder.livejournal.com]

Eh? I'll just put a gun to his head and pull the trigger. It's not difficult in the slightest.

[video]

[ex_cashcow493]

[ Peering at suspiciously. He doesn't look EXACTLY like Kiritsugu does he?? ]

Then clearly you underestimate your opponent.

[video]

[oneshot-wonder.livejournal.com]

Name one person who can dodge a bullet.

[video]

[ex_cashcow493]

[ F/SN Lancer??? ]

He would find a way to do so.

[video]

[oneshot-wonder.livejournal.com]

[GET BACK TO ME WHEN HE'S A PERFECTLY NORMAL HUMAN]

Just tell me where I can find this guy. No one takes advantage of Angel without me saying something.

[video]

[ex_cashcow493]

If you insist.

[ 'You've got mail.' More specifically, a text message to the address of the bookstore. ]

[video]

[oneshot-wonder.livejournal.com]

Thanks. I'll do something about this.

By the way, this isn't something you should aspire to be doing.

[video]

[ex_cashcow493]

I have my reasons for what I do.

[ No one dares question what she'll do for Lancer's sake. ]

[video]

[oneshot-wonder.livejournal.com]

Don't drag Angel into these things.

[video]

[ex_cashcow493]

[ But she dragged her into it.. ]

Understood. You have my apologies for offending the lady and yourself.

[video]

[oneshot-wonder.livejournal.com]

Apology accepted. Still, if you're her co-worker, you should do better. She's pretty innocent, you know.